Because you kidnap me and always wanna hurt me

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why did you just ask to know why YOU of all people are crazy

idk lol

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why did u just run over me

Because I wanted revenge for everything you've done to me

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Why did you just blackmail me?

cuz u pissed me off

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why did u just torture me

Because I torture people

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Why did you just lock me in your bedroom?

cuz i kidnapped u

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why did u just destroy my face :(

Because I loved it and wanted to forever memorize it

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Why did you just kidnap me inside your room?

cuz u have been slapping me very hard and destroyed my face so i asked some friends to kidnap u

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why did u just spank me

Punishment for kidnapping me

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Why did you take everything I did to you so personally?

cuz u hurt me and my face is still bleeding

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why did u just slap me again?

I just really LOVE hurting people you gotta understand

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Why did you just scream at me?

cuz u were coming at me so i screamed and u stopped. next time ill call 911

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why did u just come at me? what would u do?

I'm coming at you to see you from a closer aspect and I'd probably give you hugs and restrain myself from doing "more"

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Why did you just destroy my manhood?

that has always been my intention

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why did u just spend ur time responding to my non-sense texts? lmao

Because I like spending my time responding to your non-sense texts

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Why did you just waste your time talking to me all day?

cuz its been funny lmao

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why did u just make me forget about what i was gonna say

Because I'm pure evil and I have no emotions

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Why did you say I'm human?

u misunderstood what i said. i would never call u human cuz u are pure evil

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why did u just repond to my comment once again?

Because I'm bored

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Why did you just question me?

cuz i like annoying u

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why did u just get online