Sometimes, when I'm talking, my brain completely shuts off and I'm speaking without knowing that I am. My eyes become blurred for like a sec and then I'm just not focused on stuff in front of me, so I'm like, talking to you, but I dont know what I told you

when i was younger i was scared to death of uboa so i flipped all the light switches on
it's now a habit of mine and i'm trying to get rid of it

alot of things
alot
theres the fact i eat ketchup sandwiches that have ketchp in the middle then i dip it into ranch and eat it
thats all i could think of off the bat XD

When I say dumb shit or start to stutter while talking to someone I try to convince myself that the person thought I was adorable.

Then proceed to think about that embarassing moment for the next 7 years.

I eat a piece of paper and later my hunger is fine

Whenever I listen to music I get all crazy... Like I'll have my earbuds in and I'll just be waving my hands around pretending like they're playing the instruments in the song and I'll tap my foot to the rhythm like crazy and I'll be doing so much other crazy things... I only do it when I'm all alone though... I also seem to use ellipses way too much too.

Um... Whenever I go to bed, I make up stories in my mind and dream about them. The next day I write them down on my tablet.
I end up abandoning every story a few days later because I get out of inspiration

when i look at someone for some reason my brain always tries to imagine what they would look like crying, scared, happy, etc. why brain why???
also when i walk into stuff and even though it doesnt hurt I still say ouch...

Usually, when I'm trying to fall asleep, I make a ton of dramatic and full of suspense scenarios in my mind o.o But I love this habit, it's so interesting!

whenever i turn around to look at something, my vision turns blurry for a second, my eyes twitch and make an obnoxious face (angry, disgusted, etc.)

I can't have eye contact with the person who talks to me
I wear crazy-colored wigs (like pink, red, so on), I don't like to dye my hair
When I'm stressed I eat sheets of paper, IDK why
My palms are very sweaty when I talk or I do something in front of people
I like to stay in underwear when I'm alone
I often smell my hand
I lick my bruises, I like blood taste
I eat uncooked meat sometimes

well I have some things that I do that annoy me, I talk to myself in my head like I would say it out loud, I argue with myself, I ask myself questions and try to answer it, it's really weird and annoying, idk how to explan. and I also have this thing that mostly when I'm going to watch a video or something I just have to stretch myself till it like hurts, like cracking your knuckles, I do that with my arms, legs, neck, etc. really difficult to explain lol
also when I touch something when I'm watching a movie and I press the spacebar with my left hand to pause it, I need to press the button with my right hand too. I also sniff my fingers all the time, but I know i'm not the only one

I'm always cleaning my ears, especially my right one

it just feels so good sometimes

Whenever I think something is awkward or well yeah idk I start singing quietly lalalala

I make weird face expressions when I'm alone

every time me or someone else says the name of a song in a conversation, i say the name of the song and the band. sometimes i even go as far as to say what album the song is in and/or what year the album was released.

example:

person: "biking is part of my daily routine."
me: "daily routine, that's an animal collective song!"

my friends really seem to hate it when i do this, but it is a strong habit of mine and i can't seem to stop myself when an opportunity arises.

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Sometimes, when I'm bored & all by myself (I wouldn't dare to do this in public lol), I imagine having conversations with people who aren't really there. I don't actually talk, but my lips move as if I were.
i s2g i ain't crazy
i know they aren't really there, i'm always aware of that. i just imagine talking to others when there's no one to talk to

Pyrokiss a dit :

read roleplays but never participate in them

this

and I make convrsations with myself while I'm alone like
"wtf why would you do that idiot"
"um sorry excuse me?"
"dumbass"

. my default expression is completely blank. some days i barely emote, even when experiencing a strong emotion; . other days i am super animated facial expression-wise.
this confuses and alienates people often. . . "oops, sorry, my expression-emotion chip is defective.
think of it as a quirk."

it's definitely not something only i do, though.