my shoes wanted to put puss in boots in a zoo handy dandy tool guide and it didn't go so well since it happened to get stuck in a random spot of pi

My run down family store’s half-empty chex mix bag gave birth to a hazelnut chocolate.
...
Yeeeeah, that makes a loooot of sense xD

1. I loved a pedo because you remind me of spiders.
2. My Sundey mood's shower soap decided to bitch-slap a penguin, aaaand it didn't go so well since it happened to get stuck in a random spot of pi.

Nezumini a dit :

I acted like a two-year-old in front of my English teacher because I'm lovin' your hair.

Oh, here's the second one too.
My run down family store's right way car asked for a glass of water in a wasteland. But Mokou was there to save the day!!!
Aw, why couldn't Suika be there to save the day? I guess she was probably drunk somewhere...

My run down family store's pokemon referance
gave birth to a hazelnut chocolate, but Mokou was there to save the day!!!
Couldn't Sakuya or Reimu been there? ;;

Kiokosama a dit :

My run down family store's pokemon referance
gave birth to a hazelnut chocolate, but Mokou was there to save the day!!!
Couldn't Sakuya or Reimu been there? ;;

sakuya was doing maid stuff at the time and reimu was back at the hakurei shrine so nope
also there's two saturdays oops
the second saturday was supposed to be a sunday :c

I ate a very important person because I have rabies

100% accuracy

I sat on a very important person because you ate my uncle. xD

I surrendered to your peers because you remind me of spiders.

WUT.
my run down family's store's hidden homework assigment sang a random song about ketchup aaand it didn't go so well since it happened to get in a random spot of pi

okay wtf

I shot your peers, but I fixed it. Lolwat

I slapped your mother because she made me eat pancakes out of a shoe. LOL

(The new one)
My wife's friend's hidden homework assingment decided to bitch-slap a penguin, but Moukou was there to save the day!
Lol

Haditamagica a dit :

W-why do I not see you online on my friendlist? ;;

Because I haven't been online in a while.. Sorry ;;

Caityyy a dit :

I slapped your mother because she made me eat pancakes out of a shoe. LOL

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay, so I'm gonna do random and not my own thingeys...

I acted like a 2-year-old in front of my English teacher because you ate my uncle.
My brother in law's Italian translator decided to bitch-slap a penguin but Moku was there to save the day!!!

I loved a very important person because you threw up on my car.
My wife's friend's burnt toast named all the ladybugs in the world ''Greg'' but Moku was there to save the day!!!

(So these are from the birth dates etc. from my fictional characters. The first one is Damien and the other one is Stan.)

Silverytail a dit :

(The new one)
My wife's friend's hidden homework assingment decided to bitch-slap a penguin, but Moukou was there to save the day!
Lol

W-why do I not see you online on my friendlist? ;;

I sat on your mom because you ate my uncle XDDD

my shoe's half empty chex mix bag gave birth to a hazelnut chocolate but mokou was there to save the day
lovely

i sat on a pedo but i fixed it
what

i made pancakes for your mom because im a bellber

I scared a very important person but I fixed it. :3

I burned my cookies for a very important person because i'm cool.

poor cookies :( XD

V1:
I ran away from your mom and peers because you remind me of spiders, and because you ate my uncle.

V2:
My run down family store's decided to b!tch-slap a penguin, idol.

What. The. Actual. Hell.