then just eat them in the store steal XD


OH MY GOD...!!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT EAT ICE CREAM IM ALERGIC TO THAT STUFF!

*stuffs it down your throat*
See? Nothing happene--
...
Oh. *walks away from whatever mess is going on from your allergies* (Sorry if I'm offensive at all. oAo)

OH MY GOD THOSE NEW SHOES AT THE MALL ARE LIKE SO EXPENSIVE

Then buy it if you love it!

Oh my god! I got a pet polarbear for my Birthday!

thats cool, now make a new room in ur house and put ice cubes in it and keep it there XD

OH MY GOD!!! I JUST SAW Scurriesww's avatar and its rly weird

Oh
Thank you. :D

OH MY GOD I SEE FLYING MINT BUNNIES EVERYWHERE

eat them.


oh my god i just saw wifi

Wait, who's wifi. Guessing it's internet.

Take it! Take the glorious opportunity!!!

OMG, a new Anime series has cometh

ew anime dont waste ur time
oh my god im going to find a new avatar

Just find it o-o

OH MY GOD, NEW EPISODES OF MY FAV SHOW ARE OUR YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Then go and watch it!!!

OH MY GOD SOMEONE ATE MY FOOD

I did -burps and licks self yummm

OH MY GOD I JUST MET MY WORST ENEMY I DIDNT SEE OF 1 YEAR

Bash him up in the face.

OH ME GOD I POOPED IN MY BED! :O

*Shoves them back in the butt
Oh my GOD! I fell down on my bed!

*swallows the poo*


OH MY GOD AM ALLERGIC TO POO ( throws up and goes insane )

-gives you a bag :)-

OMG I POOPED DIAREIA EVERYWHERE WHAT SHALL I DO?

get a dog to eat it


OMG MY CATS GETTING PUT DOWN(tru story im very sad ;-;)

Remember your cat in your heart, always

OMG THIS FLYING TREE IS TRYING TO EAT ME SINCE MY ANCESTORS WERE ONCE FISHING AND THEY CAUGHT AND AWESOME SEA BASS SO THEY WENT TO THE MARKET TO SELL IT BUT ON THE WAY IT TRIED TO ESCAPE SO THEY BEAT IT WITH THIER FISHING POLES UNTIL IT WAS TRULY DEAD AND BROUGHT IT TO THE MARKET BUT IT GOT STOLEN SO THEY TRACKED THE GUY DOWN AND HE HIDE IT IN A HOLE AND THE FISH WAS ANGRY SINCE IT GOT BEATEN BY FISHING POLES SO IT ESCAPED AND FLEW INTO THE SKY AND INTO SPACE WHERE IT MADE CAMP ON THE MOON AND STARTED A MOON FISH RACE AND SOME MOON FISH WANTED TO EXPLORE EARHT TO THEY CAME DOWN AND THEY ATE A FOREST CUS THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FOOD AND THE TREE THAT'S CAHSING ME IS MAD BECAUSE MY ANCESTORS CAUSED ALL OF THIS AND HE'S GOING TO MAKE ME PAY

1. CALM DOWN LADY!!


2. Slap yourself.

EEEEEEEEEE THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR

No, The sun has more years to live from now.

OH MY GOD SOMEONE STOLE MY MONEY

Work for more money.


OH MY GOD SOMEBODY JUST CALLED THE POLICE ON ME SINCE I ATE PIE!!!!!!!!!