Sure *gives a chocolate bar*

Can i have a dolphin please?

No It will die of no water dude

Can I Have $9999999999999999999999999999999 mom for my allowance

No , because that is not a number.


Can i have a cat plissshshhhhhh?

CAN I HAVE ALL UR STUFF? :D

Anicanfly a dit :

CAN I HAVE ALL UR STUFF? :D

You also have to answer the last question

Creeperteeth a dit :

No , because that is not a number.


Can i have a cat plissshshhhhhh?

Sure. Take this one *gives a cat*

Can i have some food? Please?

Sure *gives u hamburger*

Can i have a T-shirt please?

*gives u t shirt*

I can haz cheezburger?

No you on diet

Can I has butt warmers?

NO

can i have a book please?

ok *gives a book*


can i have a raichu please?

NO CAUSE THEY NO EXIST.


Can i have a popsicle plz c:

no cuz i ate dem gimme a dog

no it's mine

Can i have a ruler plz?

-gives ruler-

can i have a dog please?

No, they're high in portein and fat.

Can I have a steamroller please?

No they dont poop in toilets.

can i have a nice...delicious...juicy... BIRD?!? plz?

yes.

can i have a penguin please?

Sure, but don't try to make it fly.
Trust me, I've tried.
...
wat

Can I have a toothbrush please?

yes but im too lazy to go out and buy one so i will just give you one of my used onese if that is ok with you.

can i have a pair of pants please?

yes because i dont want to see you without them

can i have a pet monkey?