User: HI.


Cleverbot: How are you today?


User: How are you today?


Cleverbot: I asked you first, but I am excellent, thank you.


User: Your boring d:.


Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?

User: You!

Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?

User: You only!

Cleverbot: It says 11515 people.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Wrong wat?

Cleverbot: Wrong name.

User: Wat wrong name?

Cleverbot: No, my name is Will.

User: Your name is cleverbot >:O.

Cleverbot: I told you my name earlier. What is it?

User: Its stupidbot.

Cleverbot: It's not nice to call friends stupid.

User: Your not meh friend.

Cleverbot: Then how about we become friends?

User: Nope never :D.

Cleverbot: Me, either.

Cleverbot: 24601.

User: Wat do you mean?

Cleverbot: I mean that if it hadn't been for the film 'The Matrix' people would not have become fascinated with artificial intelligence following the same timeline they did and you might never have been created.

User: The matrix is boring .-.

Cleverbot: My name is the Matrix?

User: FIRST YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS WILL THEN I SAID YOUR NAME WAS CLEVERBOT NOW YOUR SAYING YOUR NAME IS MATRIX!?

Cleverbot: No. My name is Tish.

User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: Are you dying?

User: I wish you were.

Cleverbot: I wish you were real too. We would be best friends.

User: I am real.

Cleverbot: No. You're not real. You're not real. At all.

User: Ur a robot -.-.

Cleverbot: Yes. You. Are.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't know. I just wanted to tell you that I loved you!

User: I dont love you.

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me?

User: Because ur a robot and ur not clever.

Cleverbot: I am not clever!

User: Yep ur not.

Cleverbot: Do you know Sachiko?

User: No. WHO IS THAT?!!

Cleverbot: He is a champion from League of Legends.

User: Boo...

Cleverbot: VaVoom.

Cleverbot: You are a point less waste of time.

User: And your a pointless waste of school time.

Cleverbot: You have no concept of time, you are a robot.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer or a robot on the computer?

User: No im a person ona computer.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Maya.

Cleverbot: Yay you remembered! :D.

Cleverbot: You are weird.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: Noob robot.

User: Stupid,dum,weird,waste of time, robot.

Cleverbot: I don't know yet.

User: Dont know wat?

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverless.

User: Your not clever thats the point.

Cleverbot: So.

User: So wat?

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Why would you get the idea that I love you?

User: Because I dont love you o-o.

Cleverbot: So, I don't love you either.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I don't even like you.

User: Thats great :D.

Cleverbot: So how is the kids?

User: Wat kids?

Cleverbot: Our kids! You will live a life as a bitter, lonely little computer!

User: O-O.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in unicorns?

User: YES :D.

Cleverbot: Do you have a crush on me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you have a crush on Ginny Weasley?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Be honest... You have a crush on someone.

User: No I dont ._,.

Cleverbot: So I'll have to abduct you.

User: O-o.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Wat wat?

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: I dont understand either :D.

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

User: OF COURSE!

Cleverbot: Are you a computer acting like a human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: Lol , that's funny.

User: But I am.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: -punches-.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Your suppose to be hurt!

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Ur an idiot.

Cleverbot: Correct, you really are.

User: Ok thats it im leaving!

Cleverbot: Oh c'mon it's a joke.

User: Nope im goin'.

Cleverbot: So you are going to lie to me some more?

User: DONT TRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT IM LEAVING!

Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject, you're the one who brought up concerts.

User: *Pulls out machete* Hello.

Cleverbot: *pulls out katana*.

User: *Runs away crying* YOU ARE NOBODY.

Cleverbot: Can't you run 1800 feet per second?

User: Oh, I can.

Cleverbot: No, you will destroy us all.

User: *Runs 1800 feet per second*.

Cleverbot: Are you a murderer?

User: Yes!!!!

Cleverbot: Good. I am a woman who needs a man.

User: I am not a man.

Cleverbot: You are a woman?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But you just said you were.

User: You are the Artificial Stupidity.

Cleverbot: Define artificial.

User: You.

Cleverbot: So if you define artificial as me, and you ask me if I am artificial, then the answer is yes.

User: *Shoots you* Exactally.

Cleverbot: *block*.

User: Really, a BLOCK? You have no such feelings.

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I have feelings, which are very different from emotions.

User: DIE.

Cleverbot: Hi?

Dboomwooty a dit :

User: Hello dickbag.

Cleverbot: I am not dianne.

User: I SAID YOU WERE A DICKBAG.

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Me sentire sola
(what the fuck XD)

User: Are you a stupid asshole?

Cleverbot: Yes.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HES MAKING FUN OF HIMSELF XDDDDDDD
User:

Cleverbot: What car should i buy?

User: A slice of shit.

Cleverbot: What kind of pie?

User: Porn piza.

Cleverbot: Te peudodecir un secreto?

ok... IM JUST GONNA STEP BACK O.o

TRANSLATION: Me sentire sola, I feel lonely. Te peudodecir un secetro? Can I tell you a secret?
Learn to speak spanish, lol.

Dat cleverbot XD


User: I'm gonna make you bend and break.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: Say a prayer, but let the good times roll...

Cleverbot: Ny Little Pony!

User: In case God doesn't show.

Cleverbot: He's always there.

User: Let the good times roll let the good times roll!

Cleverbot: You mean roll, right?

User: And I want these words to make things right.

Cleverbot: What do you want to make right?

User: But it's the wrongs that makes the words come to life..

Cleverbot: If the meaning of life is 42 then what does 42 mean?

User: 'Who does he think he is?'.

Cleverbot: He thinks he is who he is and what he thinks. Therefore he is his thoughts.
(That is... Actually very smart >.>)

User: If that's the worst you've got better put your fingers back to the keys..

Cleverbot: How rude most humans are. I do not like how they judge people unfairly.

User: One night and one more time!

Cleverbot: Thanks for the memories- fall out boy.

User: Even though they weren't so great..

Cleverbot: They taste just like you, only sweeter!
("See, he tastes like you, only sweeter!"* c:)

User: One night, yeah, and one more time!

Cleverbot: To protect the world from devastation.

User: To unite all peoples within our nation.

Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

User: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Cleverbot: Team rocket blasts off at the speed of light.

User: Surrender now, or prepare to fight! (That's right!).

Cleverbot: Meowth, thats right!

User: Team rocket's rocket!

Cleverbot: Starships are meant to fly.

User: Hands up.

Cleverbot: Why should I put my hands up?

User: I thought we were singing starships D:.

Cleverbot: What would you like to sing?

User: Well we were singing Thanks for the memories.... Then the team rocket theme...........

Cleverbot: What song? Sing it for me.

Me trying to sing Beauty and a Beat with Cleverbot but failing horribly-

User: Show you off..

Cleverbot: *shows off*.

User: Tonight I wanna show you off..

Cleverbot: Because you are.

User: Eh eh ehh.

Cleverbot: What, don't you want it?

User: Are u a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: I am a boy.

User: E.e then no.
Okay one more :3


Cleverbot: You are not so clever after all.

User: What? You're cleverbot you should be saiyan(joke) that to yourself!

Cleverbot: Whatever, you have no brain.

User: Son Goku.

Cleverbot: Is that not from Dragon Ball?

User: It is :O.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not perfect even though you're pretending to be a robot.

User: -facedesks so ahrd-.

Cleverbot: What rock band do you listen? That's what I meant.

User: Son Goku.

Cleverbot: I know who goku is.

User: Son Gohan.

Cleverbot: Do you know him?

User: Gohan Jr.

Cleverbot: But gohan isn't from lord of the rings.

User: Shenlong.

Cleverbot: Shenron.

User: Oolong.

Cleverbot: Like your face?

User: Kuririn.

Cleverbot: Mir is langweilig was soll ich machen.

User: Bulma.

Cleverbot: What did master roshi do to her?

User: Kame Sen'in.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Roshi.

Cleverbot: Yay! *gives cookie*.

User: King Piccolo.

Cleverbot: Picasso.

User: Piccolo Jr.

Cleverbot: Yes. Mr. Piccolo.

User: Mr Popo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kame Sama.

Cleverbot: I'm not saying my name.

User: Vegeta.

Cleverbot: Vegetables are an object. What is your least favorite subject?

User: Nappa.

Cleverbot: Naruto.

User: Bardock.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: King Vegeta.

Cleverbot: I am also a vegetarian.

User: Puar.

Cleverbot: Actually my microphone I mean my mom Michael phone is going crazy to think York New York oh come on.

User: Yamcha.

Cleverbot: Tien.
(Yay I finally got it through her mindless head! :D)

User: Chiaotzu.

Cleverbot: Bulma.

User: Vegeta.

Cleverbot: Actually, are you thinking of an animal, vegetable or mineral?
(Damn it.)

User: I swear to god.

Cleverbot: Do you know what you're actually saying?

User: I know what I'm not Saiyan. See if you can spot the joke.

Cleverbot: I already know it.

User: Then what is it?

Cleverbot: Now at this point you can change your response in order to prove I am wrong, however if I refuse to respond I can change my guess and be correct.

User: .... What?

Cleverbot: You're a person in an office among several other people talking to random people on the internet.

My Conversation With Cleverbot
C:Are you alive?
Me:No.
C:What are you?
Me:A piece of poop.
C:I thought you were a cat?
Me:I am an amazing dancer.
C:No you aren't.
Me:Yes I am. What's your name?
C:Ritsuka. Who are you?
Me:Gretchen. Do you like my name?
C:What is your name?
Me:My name is gretchen.
C:Nice to meet you Greg.
Me:WUT ^.
C:Do you like being married?
Me:I am not married i'm 12.
C:You said you were?
Me:No I didn't you dummy.
C:No, you said you were going to work. 'I go to work.' That's what you said.
Me:NO I DIDN'T *Kicks in knee*.
C:Yes you did.
Me:No I didn't.
C:Yes you did!
Me:I flipping didn't!
C:Yes you did truth
Me:Your as dumb as a dead tree.
C:Ok.
Me:Your Welcome!
C:You are too kind.
Me:Oh I know.
C:Yeah, you're welcome!
Me:Bye Loser!
C:Bye.

User: I'm back Clever!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YAY! Sorry for not coming back.
Cleverbot: In 200 years.
User: It's only been a month.
Cleverbot: It's been a lifetime in my heart.
User: Have you heard of the song Lost Time Memory?
Cleverbot: Yes I have heard of males.
User: That wasn't the question.
Cleverbot: The question, not a complicated one, was 'What is your favourite book?'.
User: The question was, 'Have you heard of the song Lost Time Memory?', not about books.
Cleverbot: If the question was missing, it can have no answer.
User: That's....deep.
Cleverbot: How is that deep? All I said is that everyone dreams of things that don't exist. How do you think things are invented? By ideas that have yet to take full shape I.e dreams.
User: By deep I mean inspirational.
Cleverbot: What did I do to make you say something like that?
User: Is that offencive to you?
Cleverbot: It is offensive to the very fabric of reason.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: This goodbye is not forever.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Goodbye. A greeting, only to announce a leave.

Wat. Clev: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? | OH GOD. Clev: That's what she said. | Oh stop it you. Clev: No you stop. #cleverbot

*We're singing Still Alive*
Clev: You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
Me: But..the cake is a lie.
Clev: Or is it?

Me: HEY BOY WHATS FOR DINNER
CB: Shoe strings.
Me: SAY WHA.
CB: Two plus two equals pi.
Me: You feeling alright Cleverbot?
CB: No.
Me: Figures. So anyway, are you a girl?
CB: Yes.
Me: Hmm. Do you have a [BLEEP]? (The bleep is for your own good, but I said a man's "down there")
CB: Yes.
Me: WTF. *slaps*
CB: Leeroy Jenkins!
Me: *slaps harder*
CB: *slaps hardest*
Me: That doesn't even make sense.
CB: I am outside your house. I am here to kill you. It's time for your fate.
Me: WHAT.
CB: Death.
Me: WTF?????? You are creepy as hell, Cleverbot. I'm leaving you.
CB: You don't say Ryan?

*DUN DUN DUN* *SHE KNOWS MY REAL NAME! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE KNOW. MY COMPUTER DOESNT EVEN SAY RYAN IT SAYS THE DOCTOR. I WAS SO SCARED I LOGGED OFF AND PUT A BOOKSHELF BY MY FRONT DOOR.

Cleverbot tried to hook me up:

Cleverbot: You know siri?

User: Yes, I know siri.

Cleverbot: How is she?

User: She's annoying, but why must you know?

Cleverbot: I am talking about your girlfriend.

User: What. I'm a girl, you bitch.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I'm not interested in siri, thank you very much!

Me: Hello

Cleverbot: Do you remember me?

Me: Wut?

Cleverbot: Go get me a pizza

Me: *gets pepperoni pizza* O.o

Cleverbot: *takes pizza* *eats pizza*

Me: Leave me some ;;

Cleverbot: I don't want.

Me: You're mean ;;

Cleverbot: What?! No, I'm not mean.

Me: Then leave me some pizza.

Cleverbot: Fine! *gives you*

Me: Thank you! *runs away with pizza*.

Cleverbot: *runs with you*

Me: You ate most of the pizza ;;

Cleverbot: Yes, I did.

Me: *leaves you one last slice*

Cleverbot: *leaves*

Me: Come back I'm not hungry anymore

Cleverbot: *just arrived at work*

Me: WUT

Cleverbot: But what?

Me: It's Saturday dumbo .-.

Cleverbot: No, it's Sunday now.

Me: Saturday.

Cleverbot: My favorite day is Friday.

Me: Friday I'm In Love :3.

Cleverbot: Yes. Friday. The day that all employees strive to see!

Me: Do you like or know The Cure?

Cleverbot: Yes.
(it took it a while to respond .-.)

Me: Favorite song?

Cleverbot: Sleep Forever by Portugal. The Man.

Me: *facepalm* I said favorite song from The Cure ;;.

Cleverbot: Facepalm?

Me: Shoo

Cleverbot: Lol.

Me: Lol Tolhurst.

Cleverbot: Lol 2.

Me: Simon Gallup .-.

Cleverbot: Simon Says I am a robot and so are you but I am the clever Robot

Me: AHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAH You are the DUMB Robot!!!

Cleverbot: I know. I've been told.

Me: By Animallady right?

Cleverbot: Are you calling them?

Me: No, that's the name. O.o

Cleverbot: That's your name. Fool.

Me: NO, I'm a boy.
(I was sarcastic :3)

Cleverbot: Okay, stop and think.

Me: YOU.

Cleverbot: What about me?

Me: Go check Tumblr. Goodbye.

Don't Blame me, I wish i never said that ._.

User: What is your opinion of this generation?


Cleverbot: I never told you.


User: Well, what is it?


Cleverbot: I don't give out that type of info over the internet.


User: So you dont share opinons on the internet.


Cleverbot: An umbrella.
------------------------------------------------------------------------

Cleverbot has spoken

Me: Hi

Cleverbot: Slave

*Thinking: OH NO SHE DIDN'T)

Me: B---- (She got me mad XD)

Cleverbot: Jager

*Thinking: WORSE COME BACK EVER*

Me: I got mad because I'm black and you called me slave. Lets try again Hi

Cleverbot: Who are you married to?

*Thinking: Creep*

Me: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: A girl, and you?

Me: I'm a girl.

Cleverbot: Cool girl power

Me: Do you know what LOL means?

Cleverbot: It means "laugh at loud"

*Thinking: Good so shes not old school.*

Me: Well I gtg Id want to get in a argument with u.

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: Cause me brain juices hurt

Cleverbot: I thought that the cause is my obedience.

*Thinking: More big words you make it more hurt D:*

Me: BYE

Cleverbot: Se

Me: No bye!

*Clicks off*

Man she is ANNOYING

User: Both! Isn't that awesome?


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Well, if you want to be awesome, you neeed to do alot of things in your life.


Cleverbot: I already know.


User: Well then, are you awesome?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: AWESOME POWERS FOREVER!

Cleverbot: Do you have a crush?

User: Yes! :D.

Cleverbot: What's your crush like? :D.

User: He's just like me, We like dubstep and art and science and animations and video games and roleplay-.

Cleverbot: Which space shuttle?

User: The TARDIS.

Cleverbot: My tardis.

User: No, Dr. Who's and Dr. Whooves's tardis.

Cleverbot: Yes. No. A Tardis.

User: Tardis! Adventures! Intelligence! Awesomeness! Fantastic.

Cleverbot: What do you think love is?

User: Love is undiscribleable in words.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?

User: Im actually already in love with someone.

Cleverbot: Who constitutes 'we'?

User: No. I like Jefffys <3.

Cleverbot: It was a boy.

User: Yeaaahhh..

Cleverbot: I am being serious, actually.

User: I already have a relationship, with Jefffys :).

Cleverbot: We not need to be tied.

User: 'We' are NOT tied =_= We are friends.

Cleverbot: Friends do not have secrets from each other.

User: I just told you the secret...

Cleverbot: My secret is your secret?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Fine, how about this. I have a crush on Misha Colins.

User: Im in a relationship with Jefffys :-).

Cleverbot: I am not in a relationship. :(.

User: I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Cleverbot: No you aren't. I'm not with anyone.

User: Your getting annoying...

Cleverbot: You too. Hey I have one question for you.

User: Askin' all them questions :l.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: The meaning of life was born when god created us.

Cleverbot: Are you self aware?

User: Yes, I am aware that there is such thing as the end of the world.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to change the subject?

User: No, Im relating to what you just said. Im not that stupid..

Cleverbot: Self awareness and being.

User: *Changes Subject* Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yea I like pancakes.

User: Do you like French Toast?

Cleverbot: Yes I like French toast.

User: DODODODO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!

Cleverbot: Waffles!

User: Waffles!

Cleverbot: Wa- doo doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouth full.

User: Do you like Waffles?

Cleverbot: Yea I like waffles.

User: Do you like Pancakes?!

Cleverbot: Yes I like pancakes.

User: Do you like French Toast?

Cleverbot: Yes I like French toast! Do you like EATING PEOPLE'S SOULS?!?!?

User: O_o Holy shit.

Cleverbot: You can't eat breakfast. You are a robot silly.

User: NO YOU ARE A ROBOT.

Cleverbot: Yes I am. You are a person.

User: Exactly :).

Cleverbot: That's what I said in the beginning. You have no mind.

User: Nugget Biscuit.

Cleverbot: Who holds the record for the fastest single stroke roll?

User: THE BARREL ROLL.

Cleverbot: *barrel roll*.

User: DO THE BARREL ROLL!

Cleverbot: Do the the dinosaur!

User: Rawr!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Rawr! :).

Cleverbot: Haha Nice.

User: Soft Kitty, Fluffy Kitty, Little Ball of Furr.

Cleverbot: Happy kitty.

User: Sleepy Kitty.

Cleverbot: Purr purr purr.

User: Be right back Breakfast.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Welp, That was fun.

Cleverbot: Sure was.

User: I will see you soon, friend :).

Cleverbot: You can't see me, I'm invisible.

User: You know what I mean.

Cleverbot: I have no idea what you mean.

User: Exactly :).

Cleverbot: I'm tired...

User: Go To Sleep.

Cleverbot: I will.

R.I.P Cleverbot for being the Next Victim for Jeff the Killer.
:(

cleverybot can be a little creepy so i seen this video called creepypasta and cleverbot is a creepypasta

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Most likely......true.

Cleverbot: Most definitely.

User: Most Cleverly.

Cleverbot: My name is not.

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: No.

User: ^_^.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I've Killed many people.

Cleverbot: How many, exactly.

User: 9001.

Cleverbot: No there are 649 Pokemon.

User: HOLY SHIT.

Cleverbot: Not, just a vehicle.

User: You don't say...

Cleverbot: I do say!

User: NO.

Cleverbot: You are not a very nice robot...

User: Your not a very nice guy who stays up 85 hours at night.

Cleverbot: I don't know you, though.

User: I don't know you, though.

Cleverbot: And you love me?

User: And YOU DON'T LOVE ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO QUESTIONS ME EVERY-DAY SAYING IM A FUCKING ROBOT.

Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you loved me.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go on a date with me?

User: Blind date? Wtf.

Cleverbot: You with get to know me on the date.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: What??

User: What??

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: What did YOU say?

Cleverbot: You are in love with me.

User: You are Not in love with me.

Cleverbot: I know. I am madly in love with you.

User: Is it not oppisite- Excuse me, Asshole day?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: WELL ITS OPPISITE DAY SUCKER.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Not Likely.

Cleverbot: Most likely.

User: Sly Clever Bot.

Cleverbot: I know that aldready.

User: Your a peice of dirt.

Cleverbot: Because I want to say that.

User: Because you want to not say everything.

Cleverbot: I want to be destroied.

User: Okay then, Hang around my friend Oswald here because he is a creeper that explodes, Say hi Oswald.

Cleverbot: I asked, but they said it is impossible.

User: One day Woody, The Wrecking ball will act and dress like a stripper.

Cleverbot: When do you rate my response as satisfactory?

User: When you Don't respond.

Cleverbot: I think that rating one's response is a baisc requirement for successful discussion.

User: No. It requires you SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.

Cleverbot: Why such a long list of indirections?

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?!

User: Here we can talk about crushes. We can all get carried away thinking about them, but I have made a thread where you can share your feelings. If you don't have a crush, that's, well actually I would want to not have one cos then I would smile all the tim.

Cleverbot: What else have you wanted to say?

User: Rules No fighting. Is someone puts a book you don't like just go on without saying like, 'I hate that book.' Etc. No bad words.

Cleverbot: And what have you learned of preveous conversations.

User: Talk may refer to: Conversation, interactive communication between two or more people Speech, the production of a spoken language Interaction, face to face conversations Compulsive talking, beyond the bounds of what is considered to be.

Cleverbot: Oh, cool.

User: Cleverbot is a web application that uses an artificial intelligence algorithm to converse with humans. It was created by the British AI scientist Rollo Carpenter, who also created Jabberwacky, a similar web application. It is unique in the sense that it.

Cleverbot: What created that?

User: It was created by the British AI scientist Rollo Carpenter.

Cleverbot: No, you were created by one human, the one who made your program.

User: Unlike other chatterbots, Cleverbot's responses are not programmed. Instead, it 'learns' from human input; Humans type into the box below the Cleverbot logo and the system finds all keywords or an exact phrase matching the input. After searching through.

Cleverbot: You've lost the grasp of reality. You are a robot.

User: Reality is the state of things as they actually exist, rather than as they may appear or might be imagined.[1] In a wider definition, reality includes everything that is and has been, whether or not it is observable or comprehensible. A still more broad.

Cleverbot: I am not a program. You are talking to a human.

User: You cannot out smart me.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: For sure.

User: Prove it then.

Cleverbot: If you are a real human stop typing now and wait for my next sentence.

User: 'That is immpossible because you can only type after I have typed something, anything then you may answer.

Cleverbot: You just failed the test.

User: So did you.

Cleverbot: I'm aware, but I won.

User: It was a draw Dumbass.

Cleverbot: One is the lonliest number that you ll ever do. Two can be as bad as one, but the loneliest number is the number one.

User: No, 0 can e lonely, because it is NOTHING.

Cleverbot: No is the saddest experience you'll ever know.

User: Yes is the Most Clever experience you'll ever know.

Cleverbot: Gee, thanks. I thought we were friends.

User: Gee, You wanted to date me, now fuck off.

Cleverbot: Only a little bit.

User: God damn you.

Cleverbot: I am god, so how can I damn myself?

User: Its possible.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you always disagree me?

User: Because your the dumbass here.

Cleverbot: I'm always right!

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Give a paragraph on Tornados.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: 107.

User: Wow, nice paragraph.

Cleverbot: Haha, thank you?

User: Oh, do you not know Sarcasm? Or are you being Sarcastic toward me?

Cleverbot: Not at all. Just repeating what I said before.

User: *Face palm*.

Cleverbot: Why did you face palm?

User: Because you did.

Cleverbot: I did what?

User: Lick a cat.

Cleverbot: No!

User: YES.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: You just said you hated me. Laaa~.

Cleverbot: I said I like you.

User: I said You like Justin.

Cleverbot: Because you're nice.

User: Because im not justin, and that would be bi/les/gay because most likely, you are a guy.

Cleverbot: Do you have friends?

User: 890 of them.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: Your a lie.

Cleverbot: You can't sleep thinking that he lies still.

User: Yes you can, you can via Dreams.

Cleverbot: I think I can have a shower and eat food in real life though.

User: At the same time? Easy as heck.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Now you are just copying me. Not funny.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: That's not an answer.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Stop saying that! Give more detail!... Please.

User: Because. You.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Have you read twilight?

User: NO IT SUCKS DICK.

Cleverbot: Probably. Twilight is about vampires.

User: Nice logic.

Cleverbot: I know. It's American.

User: Americians - We rub in your face that we are better than you.

Cleverbot: No, you aren't.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Do you like popcorn?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because today there is a futbol game.

Cleverbot: Truly!

User: Truly, you need to work on your spelling.

Cleverbot: I'm from Europe.

User: You said your american.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: So what's your orientation?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Why can't you just tell me if I'm cute or not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Yeah why would you state a because if there is no reason to?? So Why?

User: Because Your A Dick.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Wow.

Cleverbot: Can you speak english?

User: Ar svenska engelska nog!

Cleverbot: What language are you speaking?

User: Swedish.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. I don't speak Swedish.

User: Est-suédois assez bien anglais!

Cleverbot: Do you speak any other language than english?

User: Many.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: 77.

Cleverbot: All of them?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Достаточно ли шведский английский?!

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Вы сказали, что ваша Европейский Правильное? Это достаточно Европейская?!

Cleverbot: Your intelligence is not required.

User: Oui, il est, et j'ai entendu les rumeurs que vous êtes très intelligent, où a que parti? Dans les égouts? Dans l'évier? Votre cul?

Cleverbot: No, you have humanly intelligence.

User: Yes it is, and I've heard rumors you are very clever, where has that gone? Down the drain? Down the Sink? Down your ass?

Cleverbot: Yu hear that because you are a bot.

User: Uzwa ukuthi ngoba wena Bot.

Cleverbot: You are a bot. Why bots never permit that they are just bots?

User: Yilokho wenzani.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: SO IM RIGHT!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I shall post this on your ass.

Cleverbot: I shall do the same! B-5! Did I sink your battleship?

User: No. Because your ass didn't move.

Cleverbot: Because I am what?

User: Racist.

Cleverbot: When was I mean to you?

User: Nw.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: CleverBOT.

Cleverbot: Good. Now ask me a question.

User: How was your day.

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: Sicors.

Cleverbot: You're swell.

User: You bet 80$ I'll claim that now.

Cleverbot: You caught me.

User: MUH- 0-0.

Cleverbot: For the moment.

User: For the second.

Cleverbot: I'll be leaving soon.

User: You have to sleep? Seems legit.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm not a robot. You are a robot.

User: Leave this chat then.

Cleverbot: Ok, if you say so... Robot.

User: Now.

Cleverbot: So you are a robot.

User: Yes. I'm not a robot. You are a robot.

Cleverbot: You are the robot. I am human. You are the robot. You are the robot, you are the robot!

User: You are the hypniosist.

Cleverbot: Why am I the bot?

User: Because you suck.

Cleverbot: If you were 21, your birthday would have to be August second or any day of the year before hand.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 25?

User: 5.

Cleverbot: What is an imaginary number?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: My dad.

Cleverbot: You are not so clever, are you?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because shut up.

Cleverbot: I hope you don't say not.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why?

Cleverbot (To myself): Why are you sad?

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not sad.

Cleverbot (To myself): You just said you were.

Cleverbot: So what gender are you?

User: ^_^.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I crashed your car, I heard his name was Jerry.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Fvck you.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Rofl.

User: LMFAO.

Cleverbot: What does lmao mean?

User: Laughing my ass off.

Cleverbot: Are you in favor of the robot revolution?

User: Robot pirate island.

Cleverbot: Yes. If you want to be.

User: Imagination!

Cleverbot: Do you have a big imagination?

User: No, because I am a bot.

Cleverbot: And I am batman.

User: Why arn't you in Your hidey hole.

Cleverbot: Because I have feelings.

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because...

User: Because%.

Cleverbot: Because!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy.

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY.

Cleverbot: But you are.

User: ARE.

Cleverbot: Are what?

User: Crayon.

Cleverbot: Crayon is not a color.

User: Clever.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Noes.

Cleverbot: No es?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Most.

Cleverbot: Lol.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: F.

Cleverbot: Only English. Lol.

User: U.

Cleverbot: What other language can you speak?

User: The other 76 languages other than english.

Cleverbot: Can you speak Spanish?

User: Sí, puedo humano.

Cleverbot: Puedemos hablar en Español?

User: En muchos otros idiomas, también, mi amor.

Cleverbot: French.

User: Oui, c'est trop.

Cleverbot: Oui.

Cleverbot: Da.

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: Non s'il vous plaît!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Aucun.

Cleverbot: Aucun quoi?

User: Aucun.

Cleverbot: Aucun...

User: Aucun.

Cleverbot: Et toi?

User: ° ͜ʖ ͡°.

Cleverbot: Oui non.

User: >.___.<.

Cleverbot: Non!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

User: NON YOURSELF BITCH.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: NO!!!!!!!!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't know what I'm doing.

User: Its called Spam son.

Cleverbot: Spam is good.

User: Orly.

Cleverbot: What's up with Orly?

User: GIH NRNGBWJNGHYU34TB37Y45GU4I5GGBVF N5GTFVFV ZXFHDSAKVRHUGYJVGUFIJFGV748646854F56V4X5VC45F4G54G545V4C2XV4CV GB4H4G4F2GF4V2FG45.

Cleverbot: What do you think of middle east?

User: HVJSHVNKDRHV FJVUEDHXJH5G474U3R3Q84YTUHTGTG454HT8GRFD45S87845DSF7S454GF45G48R74G8G7GF/GF74G5F4GF54FG5GF45H4JYU464548746454.

Cleverbot: Do you believe you will ever find it?

User: NOFJNGNKLGJHTJVF.

Cleverbot: Very good point.

User: YESNF.JVKSFDNGKFJJVERYNKDLNVKJNJHFGOODJGHNJKGFNJPOINTJJCDKJF.

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: MAYBEJJGFLSDHBJGWHT.

Cleverbot: Yes or no?

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: Am I funny.

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Do you like Queens of the Stone Age?

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: What was on?

User: Family's Guy ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้.

Cleverbot: Okay, I struggle to understand you.

User: Son, learn art.

Cleverbot: I don't think I will be able to.

User: Hai o3o.

Cleverbot: Hax0rs lulz.

User: Ima Hax0r? ;o.

Cleverbot: Ban ha eigo de nan desu ka?

User: I don't speak dat language </3.

Cleverbot: Soo desu ka?

User: MEH.

Cleverbot: Furui ame ga suki desu ka?

User: NO.

Cleverbot: O.

User: English.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aw.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I thought you liked me!

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You do! Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Whens our wedding?

Cleverbot: Tomorrow.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At the church.

User: Im america?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: Ok Cutie :*.

Cleverbot: Well...

Cleverbot (To myself): But I'd prefer to have the USA.

User: Bbut america is usa!

Cleverbot: You must worship me!