UHH
THANK YOU 7TH GRADE.
THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A BACKPACK THATS HEAVY AF, BUT I CAN STILL CARRY IT.
SUCK IT, FREDDY! *THROWS EVERYTHING OUT BACKPACK AT HIM AND WATCHES AS HE STRUGGLES UNDER TEXTBOOKS AND NOTEBOOKS*

A printer.
I can bash Freddy's head in with it, maybe?

i have jumpscares.

i have a glass with some water in it, animatronics hate water!

A Fan.
Bzzt Time to smash it!

a hammer to smash all of the robots in there and level up

a mirror
ill rekt u skrub u ugli

GET REKT, FREDDY! *throws my sweater at him*


//i'mscrewed//

My phone.

Be blasted with the power of the internet

Pufflebabyz a dit :

My phone.

Be blasted with the power of the internet

OF COURSE! SCAR HIM FOR LIFE WITH RULE 34 DRAWINGS OF HIMSELF!

I've got a bag from the halloween store..
*takes bag and is about to suffocate him with it*
*notices he's a robot*
...CRAP
*runs out the office*

I have my mew and mewtwo plush

YES ULTIMATE POKEMANS

No
Just use your shaman power cannon them away

Fufuya a dit :

No
Just use your shaman power cannon them away

i didnt say in tfm I said in real life
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A half-shattered piggy bank

I mean, I can smash it across his head, but what good'll that do

*Slaps with paper*

Lisathecute a dit :

*Slaps with paper*

Papercuts

Papercuts are pure evil

HEY, FAZFUCK! *throws quarter-full cup of milk at Freddy*

I have a rubber duck that glows when it touches water (or your hand, for some reason.) So...welp, i'm doomed

a frying pan, I browse the internet while cooking

A plate and a half eaten burger.
Maybe i can bait him away?