You have a groin?

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Dude you slapped MY groin

Lorenzohop a dit :

You have a groin?

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Dude you slapped MY groin

eveybody has groin lol

i tried to break it...

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dude u slapped my mom

BECAUSE.um.She's too young and I hate young people

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Dude you slapped my finger

cuz your finger was bothering me

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dude u slapped all my parents and relatives

You're related to them so... they have to suffer

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Dude you slapped my salad

You were eating it and I wanted you to eat me instead.

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Dude you slapped my girlfriend

cuz shes richer than me

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dude u slapped my rib

I meant to feed it to your dog but I ended up sharing it with him

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Dude you slapped my money

i tried to steal it, im a thief

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dude u slapped my life

congratulations.

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dude you slapped my slap

cuz your slap was gonna slap me

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dude u slapped my hair

Because I'm trying to steal it

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Dude you slapped my fireworks

cuz i wanna destroy all your fireworks cuz u have said it like 10 times

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dude u slapped my madness

because yes

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dude u slapped my cat

slap i s a very bad word, les do very aggressive head pat

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dude you slapped my me

cuz i like slapping people with no reason

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dude u slapped my iphone

because why not

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dude you slapped my shimeji

yea cuz its ugly asf

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dude u slapped my brain

You're welcome

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Dude you slapped my hand

your hand tried to touch me

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dude u slapped my friend