Then one time i walked in to a pole and i couldnt see infront of me for 20 mins xD then i walked to starbucks and bought coffee then the guy tthat gave me the coffe was my dad i was sent to the school kaz i usually bail a lot from cschooo :/

I was at the beach when I was 10,and I was getting my dad's phone (I just went by myself) So I went to the condo and got it.I was going to the elevator and I was heading down to the beach,and I am NOT joking when I say like,8 drunk guys walked in and pressed EVERY BUTTON so I was going floor to floor IN MY BATHING SUIT IN AN ELEVATOR WITH DRUNK GUYS CUSSING! ;;


e: Looking back at my old yearbook and when I was in 2nd grade I missed picture day and they got me after recess when I was sweaty and my hair looked like crap.Permanently in that yearbook.

When I was in 1st grade I uh kinda slammed my crush into a pole and he hurt his arm.

I started crying in math class,once because I made a D or a F on a test,the second because I was stuck in a group with my two clingy friends for a field trip to shop and watch Frozen who I knew would never forget it. It was pretty tramatic all together actually.

Once said "Grandma!" to a person WHO I THOUGHT WAS MY GRANDMA But , It wasn't .__________.
Random Funny Story:
I Showed My Dog a picture of Dora...She Ran away..Scared.. o3o

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when I pissed in my pants

ikr, most common emberresing story. I had it.

simply my mother bumping into things at walmart
and that is why my brother no longer shops with us

Once i almost flung my dog across the room, playing with her. The End.

when I was in 3rd grade and peed my pants
(reason why is because my teacher didnt see my hand rased,even if he passed by me several times)

Mine was pretty classic, so I was like 8 or 9 and I just barely got my training wheels broken off (thanks big bro) and I had just rode and rode and then my mom came out and I was like riding around the whole place in circles and with my head turned to my mom I looked back and *boom* I hit a mailbox and did a black flip. and then there was another time where I sneezed once when I was on the playground and I looked down and my booger was almost touching the ground o-o.
Then there was another time in 4th grade when I went to school with my jacket on and I was about to take it off then I looked down and realized I had no shirt on...

i called my teacher mom i was like loading wtf did i just do

This was embarrassing but also irritating as fuck.
So me and my sibling were bored sitting around one day, so we decided to go to our local park. It was pretty late on a Thursday, so we figured no one would be there and we could do what we wanted in peace.
But no.
Fucking no.
There was this couple being all mushy on the swings and it was annoying as fuck. What are you doing there!? This is a children's park, get out. We saw them so we decided to walk around a bit until they were gone. Seriously, we went all the way to the goddamn graveyard, walked back and they were STILL there. Finally, after an hour, I said fuck it and we went in.
So, I was just stuck there with them swinging (my sibling couldn't join because the guy left his fucking cigarette pack on the swing) and listening to tunes. I swung pretty high and was getting bored, so I decided to jump off (like I normally did).
Instead I couldn't seem to feel the ground and fell over. Dear JESUS it hurt. I knew it was a stupid move. The couple behind me laughed their asses off, fuck they wouldn't shut up. I just silently glared at them but here's the WORST part.
FINALLY THEY LEFT. If I had just waited a minute before falling over, they would've gone and they wouldn't have seen. My dignity died that day, thanks to them (and, well, my stupidity but mostly them). May it R.I.P.

I have 3, mostly gymnastics as I love it.
1st is ripping pants when doing spilts
2nd is farting when I was doing a headstands
3rd I doing the wrong back for japana and nearly breaking my back.

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This was embarrassing but also irritating as fuck.
So me and my sibling were bored sitting around one day, so we decided to go to our local park. It was pretty late on a Thursday, so we figured no one would be there and we could do what we wanted in peace.
But no.
Fucking no.
There was this couple being all mushy on the swings and it was annoying as fuck. What are you doing there!? This is a children's park, get out. We saw them so we decided to walk around a bit until they were gone. Seriously, we went all the way to the goddamn graveyard, walked back and they were STILL there. Finally, after an hour, I said fuck it and we went in.
So, I was just stuck there with them swinging (my sibling couldn't join because the guy left his fucking cigarette pack on the swing) and listening to tunes. I swung pretty high and was getting bored, so I decided to jump off (like I normally did).
Instead I couldn't seem to feel the ground and fell over. Dear JESUS it hurt. I knew it was a stupid move. The couple behind me laughed their asses off, fuck they wouldn't shut up. I just silently glared at them but here's the WORST part.
FINALLY THEY LEFT. If I had just waited a minute before falling over, they would've gone and they wouldn't have seen. My dignity died that day, thanks to them (and, well, my stupidity but mostly them). May it R.I.P.

wow, i dont like couples, once it was really awkward( not so much embarassing) this couple was standing upp, making out in a corner, IN PLAIN SIGHT, WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM, i was gonna gag, but i didnt


Embarasing story: Lets see, most recent 1, oh, I started cryiing in public while listening to a book, ppl stared at me like i was crazy, IT WAS SAD OK, Her love was captured and she thought shed never see him again, then he came back, but wasnt the same, :'[

I'm clumsy as guck, so there's aplenty.
Managed to glue myself to a table once, must be the highlight.

Oh, lol, i did that once, it was funny, and no1 was home, i was stuck for like 4 hours

I love pink and blue

When i was a kid i did a damn bike stunt on a hill near a rail and fences.I did the damn stunt on the hill and dropped off the bike and then i slid down the hill with no helmet while my pants was almost comeing off.No one saw my boxers when i got down the hill.So the next day when i got back to school,some of my classmates asked "What the hell is with you?did someone beat you up?" And i said "STFU YOU MOTHER F**KER"

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When i was a kid i did a damn bike stunt on a hill near a rail and fences.I did the damn stunt on the hill and dropped off the bike and then i slid down the hill with no helmet while my pants was almost comeing off.No one saw my boxers when i got down the hill.So the next day when i got back to school,some of my classmates asked "What the hell is with you?did someone beat you up?" And i said "STFU YOU MOTHER F**KER"

Wow

when i was in 2nd grade i needed to go to the bathroom. i told the library teacher and she said hold it.then i peed my pants and i said " Miss im peeing" i went to the nurse then changed. then when i came back i saw the little kids come. i wanted to go the other way but older kids came. so i went with the little kids path... they kept laughing .-. ... u could even see my blush .~.

e: did i tell this story? idk

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wow, i dont like couples, once it was really awkward( not so much embarassing) this couple was standing upp, making out in a corner, IN PLAIN SIGHT, WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM, i was gonna gag, but i didnt


Embarasing story: Lets see, most recent 1, oh, I started cryiing in public while listening to a book, ppl stared at me like i was crazy, IT WAS SAD OK, Her love was captured and she thought shed never see him again, then he came back, but wasnt the same, :'[

Someone who understands how I feel!
Exactly. I've been with people but we don't get all romantic in public. Little things like holding hands, okay, but when you start kissing and... Ugh... That's just no. That's just awkward and no one wants to see it. I'd feel awkward if I were doing that in public too, it's not right.

Also, I know those feels. I've lost count of the number of books I end up crying when I read them. Sucks people had to stare.