You we're applying to the Circus right? ... OR ... NO!?

Dude... WHY IS STEPHANO UNDER MY BED!? :O

because stephono loves you more then pewdiepie

Dude.... why is there a hobo under my bed???

Because he is secretly in love with you and was planning a proposal.

Dude, why is there a clown under my bed??

He wants to make you laugh! *clown shows bloody teeth* Or not O_____O

Dude, why is there a dude under my bed? O.O

He's just tere.

Dude, wy is tere a pie under my bed? (I apoligize for my spelling for some reason my omputer won't let me type some letters ._.

To horrify you with it's smell because it's there already for 20 years.

Dude, why are you under my bed? o-o

Shhh, I'm protecting you from bed monsters xD

Dude!Why is there a tarantula nest under the bed?!

It was too hot for them to be outside.

Dude, why is a huge hole under my bed? :O

cus in that hole is your super secret stash of used candy wrappers

dude!!!! why is there a jay z impersonator under my bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

He thought you are Jay Z and followed you home and then hid there O.O.

Dude, why is there snow under my bed? o.O

Because there's snow way that is a bed!

Dude, why is there a wind mage wanting to kill me under my bad?

You stole it's staff -_-

Dude, why is there a cow under my bed? o___o

You gotta get that fertilizer somehow :p

Dude! Why is there a chainsaw under the bed?!

A chainsaw under bed? Who left it there? It might've been a crazy man! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! :O :O :O

Dude, why is there a TV under my bed?

Because it was too lazy to cut down trees and hid from the guy :o


DUDE?!WHY IS THERE A HARPY EAGLE UNDER MY BED?

It is... ~Eyebrow Wiggle~


DUDE?? WHY IS THERE A MOUSE WITH EARINGS AND A TOP HAT UNDER MY BED??

Where else would the mousehole be!?

Dude, why is there a creeper under my bed?!

it wants u eat u

dude why you under my bed

There was a rumor that there was money under your bed.

Dude. Why is my TV under the bed?

**revives thread**

So it's easier for you to watch TV without blankets getting in the way :D

Dude! Why is there 5 bunnies under the bed?!