You chopped me in half ; w ;

I eat it :3

You spit it out.

The all ants that have ever existed spontaneously combusted and died.

But one mysteriously survived...

I put him in a jar filled with water and shake it.

I think I drank that water...

I put him into a dandelion o.o

no dont make him suffer he has a family to feed so put him in quick sand!

he stays there walkingaway from the quicksand staying afloat.

i make the ant eat a minibomb.

slt je tm

he spits it out in codelys face and codely explodes.


i feed the ant pizza and chill out with him on a couch until he sinks in the couch

He somehow manages to escape... Weird.

I spray the ant with ANT PESTICIDE!

DUDE IT WAS ME! NOT THE FUCKEN ANT!


i put him in cage and lock with key

he got another ant friend to unlock it and free him.

i drop a book on the ant.. a book about ants and ant colonies. (the irony XD)

Oh No! The Ant ate all the way through the book about ants and ant colonies! Sorry about your book ; ;

I aims the lazer at him!

He put's invisible hack mode on.

I eat the ant.

thats a termite

i threw a bomb 2 it :D

He managed to escape. Weird.

I made a PILE OF CORNMEAL! (Ants will eat it but can't digest it, which kills them :3)

It has a big brain and didnt eat it

So I ate it

[Fun fact: Raw ants taste like pineapple... Dont remember where I read that .3.]

I wash the ant aff the wall

The ant became clean

I cooked the ant

Some how it escaped

I trapped it in an air tight metal jar.

the ant melted the metal jar using his laser eyes

I let the strongest man squish the ant