i shot the rainbow because you remind me of spiders.

i hate spiders. i dont like to hurt rainbows so ill just get a gun, but a spider in it and shoot the spider to the rainbow. spiders are harmless to rainbows. hue hue hue. >:3


my shoes shower soap sang a son about ketchup. WAT.

I loved the rainbow because i honestly have rabies.

My run down family store's asked for a glass of water in a wasteland partner in crime aaand it didn't go so well since it happened to get stuck in a random spot of PI

I scared your mom because you ate my uncle. Ok.

I scared a very important person because I honestly have rabies... ok

I loved your mom because there was someone TALKING
oh

I love the rainbow because you reminded me of spiders.

O.O

My brother in law's right way car wanted to put puss in boot in a zoo, although this ugly font was put into use and gave you an extra life..


I dont have a brother in law

I shot talor swift because i honsetly have rabies i swear i did do it

I threw grapes at your mom because you ate my uncle XD? (2) My shoes wanted to puy puss in boots in a zoo handy dandy tool guide although luckily this ugly font was put into use and gave you an extra life. O-O

My sister's is: I bought Russia Because you remind of spiders lolz XD WHAT?

I threw grapes at a pedo becasue im cool...

I burned my cookies for steak because you remind me of spiders

*dies out laughing*

I threw grapes at a pedo because i honestly have rabies

can i eat those grapes after tho?

I surrendered to a very important person because I'm loving your hair.

lol what

I scared a very important person because I honestly have rabies.

And the second generator

My wife's friend's burnt toast decided to bitch-slap a penguin.

Well..

Second one

My wife's friend's named all the ladybugs in the world "Greg"

crap im gay

I surrendered to my salmon but I fixed it :3

i brought my english teacher because we tried

i dont really remeber if may was the 5th month so yea

I bought the rainbow because fibs is cute.

And also, in random sentence creator 2, is there always 2 Saturdays?
Sorry if others already noticed and said, but still.

i scared tailor swift because you ate my uncle

what the hell