Nu, not until you tell me who he is.
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Can I eat my cookie now? :D

No, pokemon don't eat cookies.

Can I eat a contaminated chocolate please?

yeah, i don't really like chocolate
can i eat a pizza ?

yes, as long as it's not mine...
can i eat ozzy osbourne ?

No! Are you crazy??!!

Can I eat Transformice please?

No its worth money.


Can I eat a raw potato please?!

Go ahead, but I hear they have lots of eyes...

Can I eat a large piece of metal, please?

sure though its not healthy



can i eat a fish please?

no, it's too bony.
can I eat this ugly thing? *insert 1x bieber here*

Yes. It needs to die. Right now.

Can I eat Cuteypielol?

F!@$@$K NO (lol jk sure *insert epic face here*)


Can I eat jeff (nu Wuv? -le hugs jeff with chain saw.. "One No Jane dies..")

Ummmm......................................
No.
Can i eat your cookie ;ppppp

NO!

Can I eat a McWrap, please?

K but you have to pay it yourself and im getting a larger one!

Can i eat Freddy, Foxy, Chicka and Bonnie from FNAF (Five nights at freddy's)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YES. PLEASE.

Can I eat a pan?

sure, but if you die its your falt *whap*






can i eat a sword

No you can't, it is very dangerous.

Can I eat your cookie? :)

No D:<

Can I eat a tree?

Sureeee

Can I eat my friend? :o

No because you need a friend >:(
Can I eat a apple?