according to my YOUNGER brother, I thought dinosaurs made mountains and oceans.

idk how. and I don't remember thinking this and our parents remember that he was the one who thought that.

but that antartica and flying into space is brilliant. I wish!

Wow, where do I start.

- Username 666
- Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy
- Hearts were shaped like ❤
- Clouds were solid
- Mythical beings existed
- Slenderman and Jeff the Killer were out to get me
- That I had no friends
- If I swallowed a watermelon seed, it'd grow in my stomach
- Gum stays in your system for 7 years
- You could tip the iceberg in CP
- Rainbow puffles (they didn't exist in the past)
- The world wasn't shitty
- Penises looked like hotdogs (god help me)
- Babies were from the stomach

When my cat died I became convinced she would come back riding on a RAINBOW as a GOLDFISH
.....
I was little.

So I realized that when i was younger..
I thought lotion made your hair thicker.

that you could make balloons out of farts.
Shut up i was a weird kid back then

- bears were living up in clouds (blame carebears, i loved that cartoon when i was younger)
- babies came from the stomach
- a baby was formed when you spent too much time around someone the opposite sex (i was somewhat right, but i distanced from my opposite-sex friends thanks to my belief)
- drawing skills depended on age (oh god, a good number of forumers should remember this)
- the moon follows you home (i even said "thank you moon!" when my family and i got home once)
- anime is big in japan (got proven wrong soooo many times)
- spongebob existed
- there were class pets who went to save baby animals and could talk (wonder pets, okay? i'm sorry..)
- the world is a happy, innocent place.
- i thought anything that wasn't real had feelings (according to my parents, i used to feed my plushies and name every single one of them, i even gave names to those that already had names)
- i thought if you knock on the glass of a fishtank/bowl, it would hurt or kill the fish (thanks mom)

Here's some more

- I thought I was a cat
- Shortly after I got out of that phase I thought I was a dragon
- I thought everything abiotic had feelings (ex. toys, computers)
- I thought that girls having periods was them going on vacation for a short "period" of time
- I thought that hot dogs were made out of real dogs
- I thought that you could have babies at any age so for the first 6 years of my life I avoided girls because I didn't want to be a parent
- I thought that anime was pronounced an-m until I was 7
- Many more stupid things

I thought girls peed from their butts.

I went through a phase where I thought Santa wasn't real
wow I was an idiot

I thought I could fly
It ended badly

I thought Santa and the Tooth fairy was real.
I also thought that this elf my mother got me would come alive every night to eat crackers and stuff.

I thought that if you're in the bath-tub and you take out the plug(or the thing that holds the water in), it will eat you with the water O,O
Also once in 1st grade my classmates would start spreading rumors, saying that if you sleep without a toy at night, some crazy man would come and kidnap you and you will wake up in a house filled with monsters and ugly creatures then die. That thing haunted me until 3rd grade when I finally realized it was fake. O,O

mukasasha a dit :

I thought Santa and the Tooth fairy was real.

And now you don't?
Somebody is getting a big lump of coal this year

I got a list
-Santa, Easter bunny, Tooth Fairy
-The world would really end in 2012
-Babies were in the stomach
-Hearts looked like drawings
-We only had stomachs, heart, and lungs
-Clouds were actually solid
-Rain was the clouds crying because the sun had gone away
-Frogs were dinos that would eat you
-Diamonds were rocks from aliens
-Aliens
-If you ate a fruit seed, it would grow in you
-If you ate glitter, your poop would be sparkly (i actually still believe in that)
-You could eat anything that looked like a food
-Paper was actually parts of clouds
-People became blind because they saw too many pretty things....
-When you became big, you would begin to shrink

when i was like 5 i watched a movie where trees came to life so every night i would go outside and throw rocks at some trees around the block lmao

I thought electricity was around for centuries

I thought the easter bunny looked like this:

My sisters tricked me into thinking chocolate was a veggie so I threw it away...To this day I've refused to eat chocolate, cake, vanilla, ice cream, candy, stuff like that.

This is not a lie.

trasmformers a dit :

My sisters tricked me into thinking chocolate was a veggie so I threw it away...To this day I've refused to eat chocolate, cake, vanilla, ice cream, candy, stuff like that.

This is not a lie.

Your sister's a bitch.

i thought all circles have one corner
yea

i thought everyone had a paralel life to each other, with the only differences happening at school