"where mi laptop i tots gota hashtag dis lik wot"

"Where's my pc? I have to play Half Life 3"

"Holy Jesus, I've become Captain America. STERIOOIDDDSSSSSS!??!!"

"Did I get facebook likes on my lame comment?"
~Nope?!
*Freeze myself for 105 years*

"Is there a new meme?"

"I want a banana."

"Will there really be robot servants and rocket cars and a thousand Seattle Tower ripoffs when I finally wake up from my prison?"

"Am I a cat now?

"How advanced in knowledge are these people?"
I think if you were frozen for 105 years, the knowledge you have would probably be very little to the people living.

make a twitter/facebook post

If I was frozen I would die ._.
and get old

I would ask, "What year is it."

Which number iphone is out

"UURGHH where the freak am I?''

I'd die of hypothermia

Splashclaweh a dit :

I'd die of hypothermia

probably this

Let It go

"HOW DO I GET OUT BEFORE I FREEZE TO DEATH"

''IS MOTHER 4 OUT YET''