Because you don't deserve friends

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Dude you slapped my ankle

cuz u pushed me

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dude u slapped my nail

It was loose

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Dude you slapped my air

i tried to slap your nose

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dude u slapped my mouth

You kept using it

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Dude you slapped my bagel

cuz i like slapping food

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dude u slapped my mind

cuz you need to focus

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dude u slapped my husband

That’s cuz he looked away from you for one second..

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Dude you slapped my leg

cuz u were pissing me off

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dudd u slapped my face

ur face is stink

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dude, you slapped my brain

to make u smarter

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dude u slapped my forehead

There was a mosquito on it!

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Dude, you slapped my bum!

to get your attention

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dude u slapped my hair

*im gonna respond to my own comment cuz i wanna revive this topic cuz its so cool and i cant see any other way to do that*

do it again then

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dude u slapped my mouth

You deserved

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Dude, you slapped my lhama

cuz lhamas are weird

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dude u slapped my waist

I just wanted to rub some dirt on your waist.

Dude, you just slapped my keyboard!

cuz u were about to steal my 1st in tfm

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dude u slapped my knee

'cause u were about to hit him in the wall

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dude, u slapped my eyes

cuz u were staring me

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dude u slapped my shoes