cats eat breafd

i have a new servant.

ija ve a nww servant

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today is my birthday and all i want is a coffe cake

today is my birhdau and all i want is a coffe cake

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i just realized that the word i just typed is very hard to spell

I jyst realised that tje word I tuprd is bery jaes to spell

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salt fish

dskt fudh

i wish i could be better at math

i wish i could be better at math

sans undertale fart fart boogie

dsjdn imcdfyzn;d vty zty boobid

i love furries

i love furriwes
(eh,no)

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quarantine is killing me

quars rubf fs fummund md
(oh no)

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
(Yes, you must include the exclamation point.)

Supercalirailisyicexpoalodpcopus#

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ayo the pizza here

ayo tue pizza hete

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8essalonikh

8eddslijsmj

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amoreeeee!

When the mkknbjts ykhr egejne a ljzza lje, thqfs amkreeeeeee!

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what in the holy moly cow did i just typed!!!

what in the holy moly voe fif i judt yuped?

pineapple on pizza is good.

pineapple on pizza is foos.

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It was a long, long time ago, I woke up at nine. The first thing I did was to eat a banana, for I felt hungry as soon as I woke up. I took a bite out of the banana and chewed. Suddenly, my dog came up to me, it told me the deepest and darkest secrets of the world. I spat the banana out because I realised that the banana was radioactive. In those mere seconds, my mind went through a lot of things, and I felt that it was too late for me. I knew that I couldn't seek treatment for the hospital as I did not want to pay the hospital bills. Desperate and full of fear, I hastily ran to the sink, washed my mouth, brushed my teeth, drank a gallon of water, then showered with agony for half an hour. I did everything, tried everything to get rid of the radiation, except for going to the hospital. But deep down, I knew that whatever I did, those massive amounts of radiation I got exposed from the massive amounts of bananas will never disappear. Since then, every night I go to bed, I silently pray that I will wake up to another day and get enlightened by my dog, just like how things used to be.