Unless it's calculus, sure.

Can you stop doing that thing you do?

Be specific on what I'm supposed to stop doing.
If it's vital, no.

Can you hold your breath for more than 40 seconds?

No.;-;

Can you drink tea with the queen with perfect manners for 4 hours?

Probably not.

Can you read a 500 page book in two days?

I've done 400 in about, 5 hours, so yes.
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CAN YOU FIX IT? (bob tha buildar)

No...

Can you drink beer?

Nuu...

Can you do telekinesis? (Google if you dun know wat it is)

Of course not.

Can you write an at least decent story in about one hour?

I dont think so.
Can you kill a puppy? ;-;

No...

Can you eat a chicken? (Note I said A chicken, not 'can you eat chicken')

NO they r innocent and im vegetarian ;-;

Can you hug a cactus?

I BELIEVE! -hugs a cactus-....-1 second later-...IT BURNS!

Can you smile and frown at the same time?

no

can you ride nyan cat

Yep.

Can you play all the forum gmes one time in 1 minute?

No way there r some confusing games that get the heck outta me O-0

Can u eat the first thing u see in the toilet?

NEVER

Can you touch a bird?

ya

Can u open a chocolate bar, throw it in toilet then grab it and eat it?

No.


Can you earn 100 cheese in 1 hour?

Yes.


Can you get everything right on a test with 1,000 questions?

No.

Could you flush yourself in a toilet bowl?