Another one is when I was riding my bike down the hill with my friends very fast and then I woman came infront of me, I used breaks but turned to flip on the bike about 10 times and my friends riding over me. The funny thing is that the woman just walked past laughing and then I was like. FUCK YOU, I saved YOU AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?. She turned around came running to me and started hitting me with her handbag. I was in so much pain that day...

when i was on the ferris wheel there was this couple who were making out or something. few minutes later the lady began to give a bj to the man (i think). when we got to the top, she gagged and threw up all over my hair and jacket. i had to walk across the whole entire fair to get to the nearest bathroom, and that was the last time i am ever going

Morpmorp a dit :

when i was on the ferris wheel there was this couple who were making out or something. few minutes later the lady began to give a bj to the man (i think). when we got to the top, she gagged and threw up all over my hair and jacket. i had to walk across the whole entire fair to get to the nearest bathroom, and that was the last time i am ever going

what the fuck

Kevinfarrel a dit :

Another one is when I was riding my bike down the hill with my friends very fast and then I woman came infront of me, I used breaks but turned to flip on the bike about 10 times and my friends riding over me. The funny thing is that the woman just walked past laughing and then I was like. FUCK YOU, I saved YOU AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?. She turned around came running to me and started hitting me with her handbag. I was in so much pain that day...

I know right. I know how you feel. Had same experience.....

um...running backwards into a pole at school at sport time

I was on the trampoline with my friend, and there was a massive hole in it. I started bouncing. I faced my friend's mum and was still bouncing. I got my foot into the hole and fell over, faceplanting a spring. I got up and somehow it didn't hurt me... "I'm fine... big headache, but I'm fine"

Plus, In school, I got my foot stuck in the hole in the back of the chair. all the teachers helped me out and after about an hour I never thought of taking my shoe off. When I pulled it off I swung my arm back and hit my teacher in the face DX

i unplugged my headphone by accident and ever1 in the heard class sexy and i know it from my laptop and i was like O_o OH SH-- but then kid behind starts dancing good thing were aloud to listen music while doin work on laptops... x3

well ;-;

When I was heading to the airport I didn't lay down in the car (I get car sick after I eat) I ate quite alot of bacon and I puked in the airport at the entrance :X but gladly no one stared at me.

I was on a boat, i got seasick and threw up, i made 3 other people throw up aswell

it would probably be changing for PE in girls locker room O.O

Uhhh running off the stage when I was in second grade and everyone booing at me...... That's why I hate performing!

Vulli a dit :

I hit my head on a pole twice on a train
Both times the guy sitting accross from me laughed

Same.. though about four people laughed the first time and and eight laughed the second time..

1. When I was small, I visited my friend and was sitting on her bed, then wanted to pee so badly and peed on her bed. Twice xD

2. When I was small, my mum told me not to pick up snails, because they eat poop. So once I found a dog poop on the ground, then thought to pick it up and bring it to a snail, he'll probably want it. I picked it up and ran to find a snail and it took me long time, then found one, put the poop in the grass and placed a snail on it xD

3. Once, in playschool, me and my best friend were swinging on one swing. She was sitting on it and I was standing on the back on the swing behind her. Then I accidently pushed her off the swing and had to lie that I wanted to get off the swing :/

4. Once me and my friend were eating something, then my friend puked on me.

lol! Once i was playing fetch with my cat... DONT ASK! He likes to bring his toys to the chrimsas tree lol! so i was playing fetch with him and my dog and 3 randomg uys were staring in the window! my cat jumped and ran into the window i ran to grab him! and i accidently ran right into the window! then my dog came and peed on me...

Edit: Those three guys laughed!

Omg. Ok. I was talking to my friend on skype
And I had my computer with me for some random reason
and I had the camera on :___; (im female) (my friend was too)

Kevinfarrel a dit :

Another one is when I was riding my bike down the hill with my friends very fast and then I woman came infront of me, I used breaks but turned to flip on the bike about 10 times and my friends riding over me. The funny thing is that the woman just walked past laughing and then I was like. FUCK YOU, I saved YOU AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO?. She turned around came running to me and started hitting me with her handbag. I was in so much pain that day...

What the hell is wrong with her .-.

Morpmorp a dit :

when i was on the ferris wheel there was this couple who were making out or something. few minutes later the lady began to give a bj to the man (i think). when we got to the top, she gagged and threw up all over my hair and jacket. i had to walk across the whole entire fair to get to the nearest bathroom, and that was the last time i am ever going

Ew.

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Well..

I was walking home from school and I tripped over a rock so I fell knee-first. Some lady pushed me aside so she could continue walking her stroller. I fell near a tree full of bees and kicked it accidently. So the bees kept trying to sting me. I kept screaming so then I'm like, "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!" I screamed at the lady. She walked over to me and kept punching and kicking me. Then I called the police. .-. They let her go.. last time I ever WALKED home -.-

Once on the first day of school, I had a paper sack filled with supplies. I made it to second period when the bag broke and my supplies spilled everywhere.

Gwenns a dit :

Once on the first day of school, I had a paper sack filled with supplies. I made it to second period when the bag broke and my supplies spilled everywhere.

Aw that's so sad. I feel really bad. No seriously.

When I was a little kid at the age of 3, Mom and I went to a mall where there was a dancing contest. I love dancing Cyndi Lauper's song "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun". When one contestant was dancing the song, I ran up to the stage, pushed the little girl away and danced all the way. Actually, judges thought I'm a contestant, So they warded me as the 1st runner up. The whole audience mocked at me.

And also on 1st grade, I had my first cellphone which is Nokia, Mom put my teachers' cellphone numbers (actually all of the teachers in school). When I'am supposted to text Mom, I accidentally pressed the contact number of the teacher I'am not really close to in school! The text even said, "Mommy pls pls pls buy me some milk". I swore to my life I will move to another school.

When me and my friends were playing at the park (I can't remember my age), I felt that I need to poo. Too bad, our house was a bit far from the park. Finally, I found a bunch of soil on the right side of the park. There, I was very confident to poo. After I took a dump, I was covering my poo using soil. Then one man came and was about to collect the soil, He saw me and he laughed at me, He even said "Okay sweetheart, I'm letting you use that soil."