They mistook Easter for Halloween!

Dude! Why is Donald Trump under the bed?!

Because he's a jerk?

Dude! Why is there a wrecking ball under the bed!?

They confused with a building site.

Dude! Why is there a plane under the bed?

It doesn't want to be in PLANE SIGHT!
*is sorry*
*crawls under the bed and hides inside the plane*


Dude! Why is there a bed under the bed!? It's not a bunkbed!

Because little bed wants to be there.

Dude! Why is there a oven under the bed?

Because it wants to heat up the blanket for you. It's gonna be cold tonight.


DUDE! WHY IS A VOLCANO UNDER THE BED?! HELP!

^
My underground is lava and it overflowed... WAIT WHAT?!

Dude, why is there a bed under the bed?!

Because bed! And rocks!

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Dude! Why is there a dude under the bed?!

Because he was drunk!

Dude! Why is there a lamp under the bed?

Coz I live under the bed and I'm scared of the dark.

Dude! Why is there a piece of crap under the bed?!

Because someone wanted to go to a fast-toilet!

Dude! Why is there a flower under the bed?

Because it's fabulous.

DUDE! WHY IS ELSA UNDER THE BED? SAVE ME BEFORE SHE STARTS SINGING, AND DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO "LET IT GO!"

//I'mSorry//

EDIT : (@Cloverstone's question) Oh mai god I didnt know she was here o-o

Dude! y is there you under the bed?!

Aren't we playing hide and seek? ://


Dude! Why is there a Pokemon under mah bed?

Because it's pokeball rolled underneath the bed!

Dude! Why am I under the bed!?

Because you're drunk. so, go home and sleep

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Dude ! Why is there an ATM under the bed ?

Because you stole it last night and you wanted to get rich fast.

DUDE! Why is there a magnifying glass under the bed?

Because there were fire ants below your bed and i was studying them. Don't sleep tonight, okay?

DUDE! WHY IS THERE A YOSHI UNDER THE BED? CAN I KEEP IT?

No. That's my yoshi. He lives there. No.

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Dude! Why is there a flying poop under the bed?
It stinks. :(