cuz my dog ate my food so i ate his food

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why did u just chase me

Oh? It's fun to chase the girls... and kill them of course

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Why did you just steal my report card and put your name on it?

cuz mine has always been very bad so i decided to do that

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why did u just call me thief

Because you stole my report card

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Why did you just cuddle with a worm?

oh really? i thought that was u xD

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why did u tell me that u have already microwaved a hamster?

Hey! First of all RUDE secondly I'm the flirty guy :( and I microwaved the hamster so I could feed it to Theo

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Why did you just kiss 100 babies?

i didnt, i bit them instead cuz i hate babies

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why did u just yell with Theo?

Oh you heard that? I was bonding with him

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Why did you just eat my ice cream WHICH I HID FROM YOU!

just cuz u hid it from me

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why did u just insult me

I love insulting people and making them seem worthless because I'm an asshole

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Why did you just flick off the teacher?

cuz the teacher wasnt letting me talk with my friends

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why did u just get bored

I got hungry

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why did you just eat all the noodls

cuz i love it

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why did u just pull my hair

It was in my personal space and I told you to back off

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Why did you just destroy the sun?

no i didnt, i love the sun so i would never have done that.

why did u just use emote 6?

Because I locked you in my basement so that you'll never see the sun again, and you'll slowly starve to death or just die from dehydration

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Why did you just use emote 2?

cuz u made me sad

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why did u just use emote 7?

Because the basement I was torturing you in was like 80 degrees so it was hot and I blushed... Why am I telling you this?

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Why did you just use emote 3?

cuz u got mad when i pissed u off

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why did u just get mad at me?

Because I was forced to use emote 7 unwillingly when I was around you

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Why did you just steal my dad's pants?