And I made a cuteness shield by being a cute cat.

Then a swaggy pegasus came and ruled the world because she was so awesome!

(five words or less) Then a cat ate a

massive burrito called timmy

but it tasted REALLLY bad

And the cat had gas

(do numbers count?)


one thousand years and half

ago, only to find that

if dinoasoaurs <sorry for my spelling> were real

they would make a

giant cat who ruled teh world
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^ 5 words or less, but I'll continue off from that :p

and gave everyone giant

hugs and kisses

And then Ate them All

but they needed poopies

so they went poopies in

their little tiny, tight undies

They noticed they pooped themselves

And then they screeched liked japaneas school girls.

Then they pooped a