Candy Corn Machine

ERROR 404 FOUND
We dont aceppt shiny pennies here.
*Insert penny*

Machine: SHUT UP!
Me: Umm, Your mean. She just wants candy corn or him.
Machine: By mike in the gamertag i can tell its a guy. -_- (XD)

Me: Ok then.. *inserts demon* DIE DEMON DIE!

#223

*Machine starts shooting blood-covered candy corn everywhere*
Congra-tu-lations! XD

*Inserts penny*

#224

Did you know that our Candy Corn machine emitted extremely bacterial candy corn that if anyone touches it, they suffer a sort of condition. TRY AGAIN.

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*inserts test nickel*

#225

Ew you touched it. Don't try again.

*inserts golden coin*

#226

ERROR Chuck Norris ate all

*inserts coin*

#227

Pièce de monnaie est pas accepté, s'il vous plaît comprendre.(Translate this)

*inserts a nickel into the machine*

#228

ERROR THAT NICKEL ISN'T REAL!!!

*Inserts Coin with a candy corn on it*

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#229

Not a penny. *machine blows up*
Me: this is extremely violent*
*inserts penny*

#230

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*inserts penny*

#231

Sorry, your ass is too big. no candycorn! *inserts nickel*

Dernière modification le

#232

Sorry but your nickel has received a virus: "Nicklemanji"
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*inserts paper triangle*

#233

Sorry, your papers' too triangular~

*Inserts bronze-spray painted dime*

#234

ERROR 404.
We can tell that is not a penny. Please insert a penny next time or the machine will give you burnt candy corn in return.

*Inserts oldest penny I have*

#235

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*Mechine shutters and starts to make a rumbling noice. Then starts shaking like crazy*
*Mechine explodes*

*Inserts a coin*

#236

Error: the coin is dented and can clog up the machine *Machine explodes*

*inserts a steak*

#237

*ERROR* This steak will only satisfy a dog specifically Dusk. *Jumps up and catches it*
Inserts penny

#238

Sorry, but the penny you have reached, has been disconnected. *beep, beep*
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*inserts Bonnie doll* (if you haven't seen Five Nights At Freddy's, ignore it.)

#239

*ERROR* too much haunted, will give 11 haunted animatronics

*breaks the machine and puts a penny in the machine and fixed the machine*

#240

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*replaces new machine*
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*inserts coin*

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