"How long has it been"

"How screwed up is the society now?"

Am I the new Ice Queen?

"What is the latest Pokemon game?!"
:O

"does pokemon still exist?"
"does ssb still exist?"
"does kingdom hearts still exist?"
a big part of my life is games ok

Are there any medical advances I can work on?
"No..."
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

"Would i be the oldest person that would not look old?"

Me: what year is it? 2014?

Dude: wow thats super way back, its 2119 now.

Me: O.O

"Does my phone still work!?!?!?"

is there a computer anywhere :I

"Does Neopets still exist?" "Are all those virtual pets I was supposed to feed alive?"

"Ooh what new Pokémon games have come out?"
"Has that Funorb site been updated yet?"
"Do you have magic teleporters yet?"