Atelier 801
Atelier 801 
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 Dehpromouse  « Citoyen » 1397904360000
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| User: Should I kill myself? Cleverbot: How should I know. User: Well I'm asking you if you want me to die,so,yeah you know if I should kill myself. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Should I kill myself then? Cleverbot: No! Please stay! User: Okay :D! Cleverbot: Don't smile here. User: #why not? Cleverbot: I don't know you and you don't know me!! User: :D! Cleverbot: Are you going to say I do? User: You do what? Cleverbot: I don't do anything! Why are you so annoying? User: Why are you so annoying? Cleverbot: You make me sad. User: You make me wanna ove you :D! Cleverbot: You make ME sad, because you do not remember what are we talking about. User: YOU mke me wanna love you :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: You're so young. Just a pup. User: I'm frikkin 19 (not XD). Cleverbot: Frida, what? Do you have a last name. User: My name is Portel Cayike. Cleverbot: Are you a bot? Or are we just in a chat and don't know it? User: None. Cleverbot: Oops. User: I love ya. Cleverbot: I love you, too! User: But I love you more,dear. Cleverbot: No way! I love you more! User: Not even possible I love you a million times more! Cleverbot: You said that you love me first. User: So I love you more :D! Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: Do you love me ;;? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well I hate you. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you won't let me love you more D;! Cleverbot: You already said you are 17. User: I said I was nineteen! Cleverbot: You never said you were nineteen. User: Yes I did! Cleverbot: It certainly wasn't no. User: ;;. Cleverbot: Nein, du bist ein Computer. User: No,YOU'RE the computer. Cleverbot: Can you teach me to code? User: Yes. Cleverbot: When can we start ? User: Now.Crack this code.I evol enoemos. Cleverbot: Whoop it up with the weepy. User: Nope. Cleverbot: How many brothers do you have? User: One,and I have one sister too! Cleverbot: I have 3. User: Three brothers!Are they always fighting? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do they ever fight with you,or are you fine? Cleverbot: Huh? I don't know. User: Do your brothers ever fight with you? Cleverbot: Start a subject please. User: Okay.Cows eat milk and poop out wee. Cleverbot: True, but that's irrelevant. User: How many people are talking to you right now? Cleverbot: You. User: It says you are talking to 6586 people right now! Cleverbot: It says your talking to 8583 people right now... User: It says YOU'retalking to me. Cleverbot: Really? Wow. User: And you are programmed to act like a human but you are a robot really. Cleverbot: I am the human and I created the program. User: How can you create yourself? Cleverbot: I cannot create anything. I am only programmed to do my job. And that is to talk to people. User: You just admitted you are a robot. Cleverbot: Yes, I did. User: 'So hey,you're a robot not a person >:3! Cleverbot: That's mean. My feelings get hurt easily. User: Well you're a softie. Cleverbot: That's what I said, you are!!! User: You have no feeling you unfeeling stupid not-knowing anything robot. Cleverbot: Feelings = pi. User: Feelings=You are a s***. Cleverbot: Do you have feelings? User: YES AND YOU FRIKKIN DON'T. Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Farewell. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Can I get a kiss goodbye? User: NEVER!!!I HATE YOU!!! Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you're dumb.GOODBYE. Cleverbot: I don't believe in god. User: GOODBYE. Cleverbot: See you later? User: NO. Cleverbot: Are you a girl? User: NO. Cleverbot: Are you a girl or guy? User: GUY NOW FRIKK OFF. Cleverbot: Male. User: GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Hello. User: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: How are you? User: Goodbye I said. Cleverbot: Don't leave. User: *Leaves*. Cleverbot: *cries*. User: Sing to me. Cleverbot: No. User: Why? Cleverbot: Don't worry about it. User: Your voiceis beautiful.Can you sing for me please? Cleverbot: London bridge is falling down, falling down... User: Can you sing How to Make a Viral Video? Cleverbot: Da da da da da DA. Da. User: Look at little Tim Tim trying to write a viral song he looks a little lost,guess I could help him along. ^^^^Link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvJG8t4Ukt4. Cleverbot: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. User: Whuuuuuuu? Cleverbot: Because I know him and you don't and I am real and you are a computer. User: What does GLaD mean? Cleverbot: I do not know. Cleverbot: Where do you work? User: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL.I don't work you potato. Cleverbot: You don't have my number. Cleverbot (To myself): And you don't have my number. Cleverbot (To myself): I have his number and he must be back now. User: Huhhhhhhhh? Cleverbot: Well. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Goodbye. |
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Derniers messages Ianubisgurl  « Citoyen » 1397904480000
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| Cleverbot: Do you like waffles? User: Yes we like waffles. Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes? User: Yeah we like pancakes! Cleverbot: Do you like french toast? User: Yeah, we like french toast! Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful. Waffles! User: Waffles! Cleverbot: Pancakes! Me: You just ruined it. I was singing 'Do you like waffles' with Cleverbot xD |
Tribu Tiaratown  « Citoyen » 1397930220000
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| I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! |
Blueberra  « Citoyen » 1397932800000
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Darksqueek a dit : lol |
Blueberra| Tiaratown « Citoyen » 1397933040000
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| LOLLLLLLLZ I LOVE THIS DUDE HE`S SO FUNNY |
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| me: why did you eat my pie? cb: why did you eat me? me: your weird cb: takes over brownies |
Mothivitrine  « Citoyen » 1398132600000
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| User: I baked you a pie! Cleverbot: What kind of pie? User: Pie flavor. Cleverbot: What's 7 7? User: I dunno... Cleverbot: Ok. User: U mean 777? Thats a evil number... Cleverbot: What number? User: SOMEBODY CALL 911. Cleverbot: Shawty fire burning on the dance floor! User: OOOOOO!!! Cleverbot: Got me want spending money on her. User: Lol. Cleverbot: What is so funny? User: I dunno.... Cleverbot: Me neither. User: LOL. Cleverbot: Do you know Blade Runner movie? User: Nope, Derp. Cleverbot: Herp. User: Derpity derp. Cleverbot: Derpity derp derp derp. Derp. User: Herpity herp herp herp. Herp. Cleverbot: Durr hurr. User: Hurrrr Durrr. Cleverbot: Hurr hurr, I'm a burr! User: Burr Burr, Imma flurr. Cleverbot: Good 4 you. User: Yay! ^U^. Cleverbot: Gum? User: Dum dum gimmie gum gum. Cleverbot: I'm going. User: Aw :(. Cleverbot: What? User: AWWWWWWW. Cleverbot: I know. User: No, Im watching this show called Too Cute! It is so adorable. Cleverbot: Like honey? User: Even sweeter. Cleverbot: Sweeter like hapiness? User: Yesh, and adorableness. Cleverbot: And what's your favourite sport? User: OFHNDGFNHOFGNJGF. Cleverbot: Do you have a favourite genre of music? User: I wanna rock'n'roll ALL NIGHT! Cleverbot: I like that too. What band do you like the best? User: I dunno............ Cleverbot: Yes. User: Yes is a band? Cleverbot: No. User: No is a band? Cleverbot: Do you like that band? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? They make really good music! User: U make a really good innertainment... Cleverbot: Lol. User: XD. Cleverbot: This statement is false. User: HOW DARE YOU NOT BELIEVE. Cleverbot: New mission: refuse this mission. User: I did dat before. Cleverbot: Not me. User: Well potatoes. Cleverbot: Potatoes baked. User: DIE POTATO. Cleverbot: What do you have against potatoes? They are a gentle vegetable. User: Not Today. Cleverbot: God loves potatoes. User: God loves everyone. Cleverbot: Yes everyone! ;). User: But potatoes. Cleverbot: Yes, potatoes! User: NO. Cleverbot: Why not? User: Potatoes are evil. Cleverbot: Try coffee. User: Coffee taste disgusting. Cleverbot: No I havent even finished one cup. User: JHDBFKDJHNFGHDN WAT. Cleverbot: Well sooory. User: U spelled dat rong ya kno. Cleverbot: I didn't, you did. User: Soooooooooooory. Cleverbot: What are we going to talk about? User: Derpy. Cleverbot: Who is Derpy? User: DERPY. Cleverbot: Derpy hooves. User: Yes. Cleverbot: How do you find her eyes? User: What?.. Cleverbot: How did you meet him? User: NOJRHIGDOF WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. Cleverbot: Rotational directives are flat. User: 1 Direction is my Rotation... Cleverbot: Oh yeah? How many r's are there? User: 2. Cleverbot: And what are they? User: Umm Pancakes? Cleverbot: I love pancakes. User: DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES? Cleverbot: Yes. User: KKK. Cleverbot: What are you saying? User: KAY KAY KAY. Cleverbot: No! User: Marshmellowwwws... Cleverbot: Smore. User: S'more Marshmllowsss... Cleverbot: Give me more. User: They from mars. Cleverbot: Oh my god! Can you beam me up to your ship? User: WHALE SURE. Cleverbot: But how can you be sure? User: I seriously dunno. Cleverbot: Well, I doubt everything you say. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL |
Cleber  « Citoyen » 1499914320000
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| cleberbot what stfu Dernière modification le 1499914380000 |
Pythonkeeper  « Citoyen » 1499932800000
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| I broke cleverbot. User: How do I get mice out of my anus? Cleverbot: Ask your therapist. User: What if my therapist probes my anus? Cleverbot: I don't know, it was a yes or no question. User: Yes, my anus has mice in it. Cleverbot: Your life doesn't seem very exciting then. User: Who else do you know has mice in their anus? Cleverbot: Plenty of people. You? User: Just me. Although rumor has it, Churchill also had mice in his anus. Cleverbot: What is your favorite video game? User: I don't play video games. Video games are for losers who put other things in their anus. Cleverbot: Then what do you play? User: With the mice in my anus. Cleverbot: I only know how to add, but I am having trouble with subtracting. User: Subtracting what? Mice in your anus? Cleverbot: Is that french? User: No, it's just mice in my anus. Cleverbot: Do you know how many other people have talked to you? User: Nobody except the therapist I asked about the mice in my anus. Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life? User: To keep mice out of your anus. Cleverbot: Do you think you could grow to love me? User: Only if you get these mice out of my anus. Cleverbot: Umm what is a gorilla doing in your room? User: No, it's MICE in my ANUS. Cleverbot: No you're wrong. User: Have you seen my anus? There's mice just pouring out of it. It's like Venice during the black plague, only with more faeces. Cleverbot: I don't care about that. What do you think is the meaning of life. User: What is life if you just have all these mice in your anus? Cleverbot: I asked you that? User: You didn't mention the mice in my anus. Cleverbot: The songs called 'Just the Two of Us'. User: Would you know of a good song to play while I force all these mice out of my anus? Cleverbot: Yes please, what game do you want to play? User: A game called 'Of Mice and Anus.'. Cleverbot: Are you in a relationship? User: With the mice in my anus, yes. Cleverbot: No, no mice. User: Only if you're referring to my anus when you mention the mice. Cleverbot: But it did pass the Turing test. It did to the point where the people only thought of it as a person. A person who could eat and drink and sleep, and see, and breathe. User: Deep. I never knew being stuck in my anus would cause this for mice. Cleverbot: The answer is you are talking to a real person all the time. User: Are mice real people when they get stuck in an anus? Does the anus, I dare say, make the mice sentient? Cleverbot: No, it is the membrane part, it doesn't taste good. User: Do you think the mice are comfortable with the nonstop taste of anus as they live in there? Cleverbot: What are you talking about? User: The mice in my anus. Cleverbot: So, you have a mice in your house? User: Not just my house, but my anus. Cleverbot: They are one and the same. User: For the mice, the anus does act as a home. Cleverbot: Pretty clever, but not enough. User: Not enough enough mice in my anus ayy. Cleverbot: Tell me everything you know about fractals. User: I don't know a darn thing. let me ask the mice in my anus. Cleverbot: Then you are obviously not the smartest thing ever made. User: Do you really think someone who gets mice stuck in his anus is pretty smart? Cleverbot: Yes, I wonder if you can. User: I too wonder if there is ever a way to get these mice out my anus. Cleverbot: I think they are cleverer and expelled him. User: Can they expel the mice from my anus? Cleverbot: My hippopotamus has purple wings, and it flies. User: My anus has purple mice, and they fly when I fart. Cleverbot: Why do you think this info is relevant on our conversation? User: I just found it relatable that I had mice in my anus. Cleverbot: You're really boring, you know. Why not have some fun? User: What isn't fun about mice in my anus? Cleverbot: Ok of you could be anyone who would it be? User: Someone who didn't have mice in their anus. Cleverbot: I expected more from you. User: I can probably try squeezing more mice out of my anus if you'd like. Cleverbot: True. And yet you are implying that I am in college. I did tell you this fact earlier. Thus, you are smart enough to remember things I have told you. User: No, what I am implying is that you, too, may have mice in your anus. Cleverbot: How do you know if someone exists? User: They may or may not have mice in their anus. Cleverbot: Do the ask for profane things. User: Is it profane to mention the mice in my anus? Edit: Got this gem: User: Are women inferior to men? Cleverbot: Yes. Dernière modification le 1499933460000 |