cause they were new and i named them

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dude, you slapped my back

cuz u were ignoring me

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dude u slapped my hip

because you were sitting with the wrong posture

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dude, you slapped the tip of my nose

just to make u sneeze

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dude u slapped hard my thigh

Because I wanted your thigh to get red

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Dude, you slapped my hand

cuz u are a pervert :p

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dude u slapped my cash

Because i love cash and i want some

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Dude you slapped my paints

cuz u were drawing bad things

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dude u slapped my parents

because they pay their monthly slap bill

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dude you slapped my fish

cuz i wanna steal ur fish

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dude u slapped all parts of my body (that hurt lol)

because you tried steal my fish

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Dude you slapped my message to the Ukraine embassy

cuz u were criticizing zelensky

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dude u slapped my self esteem

because zelensky told me to

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Dude you slapped my glass (the glass is broken)

cuz i wanted to feel pain '-'

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dude u slapped my femur bone

cuz he was harassing me

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dude u slapped my dude

Cuz i hate him

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Dude you slapped my books

cuz i hate books

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dude u slapped my hair

because you were going to cross the street without looking if there were cars passing by, what a danger!

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dude u slapped my ankle

cuz u were trying to wear my shoes

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dude u slapped the back of my knee