I know. You ordered him sir. Now eat him before he gets too cold bro.

Waiter there is a 10 inch book that teaches me how to spell in my soup. But I already know how to sepll properly.

Get that book and go give to an orphanage or something lol.

Oh my, waiter, Russia is in my soup!

Then become one with him.

Waiter, I think there's a baby in my soup.

Waiter, there's live creatures in my soup.

Just eat around them.

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup.

*Gives fork* There o.o STARVE TO DEATH >;D


Wiater, theres a obama in my soup...GET IT OUT....NOW....

-scoops out with a spoon- There, happy?

Waiter, there's a shoe in my soup.

I see the chef has been excercising again..

WAITER. Theres a alphabet in my soup.

Yush it is to help you learn your ABC's

Waiter, there's a Fairy in my soup o3o

Can't you eat around it? O.O

Waiter, there's a pair of underwear in my soup. D:

The chef does his laundry here...

Waiter, there is a sevred paw in my soup!

Because paws have bones and meat which is good for u

WAITER, THERE'S 1 GALLON OF SEMEN IN MY SOUP.

Don't be a pussy and eat it. ;o
Waiter, there's a poison in my soup!

Grow a pair and take it X3

Waiter, theres a tomato in my soup XD

(I wanted chicken soup)

*Smashes bowl* HMM D:<

Waiter, there is a trolling cat in my soup o-0

I'll get the knives :3

WAITER, THERES A FINGER IN MY SOUP!

Theres a finger in your soup ? Imma get you some sauce.

Follow rule ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^


Since you didn't say anything..

Wiater! Theres is a Prussia in my soup <3

He makes your soup more awesomer :L

Waiter, theres a black hole in my soup D:

Hurm, how about blocking that blackhole or something?

Waiter, there is Jeff in my soup! D:>