it keeps me company

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dude! why is their a rainbow under my bed?
like seriously! im not gay!

Nyan cat prob passed under it




Dude, why is there a poop nugget under my bed?

No idea, really.

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Dude! Why is there a penguin under my bed?
Wait, thats my pet. scratch that.
Dude! Why is there a garden of fairies under my bed?
I don't live in a garden, you know.

*skip*

Dude! Why is there a necklace under my bed?

I didn't do it incorrectly, you know,
And because i keep necklaces under your bed like a creep.

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Dude! Why is there a dog under my bed?

I don't know...but i knew it was a cat that chased it there.

DUDE! WHY IS THERE A SIGN THAT SAYS "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSSEEE?" UNDER THE BED? CAN I THROW A SHOE AT IT AND DESTROY IT?!

Yeah,you can throw it to the planet uranus.

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Dude! Why is there a "it's something" sign under the bed!?

Because, it's something.

...DUDE? WHY IS THERE A TV PLAYING THE NEW EPISODE OF WE BARE BEARS UNDER THE BED? IM'MA WATCH IT :D

Because you inserted a coin.

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Hey you,why is there a coin under the bed?

Because I am rich. i'm not :C

Dude, why is there a bed under the bed under the bed?

Because it's the best hiding spot for a thing i totally didn't steal..

Dood, y is a you unda da seabed?

because she is shy But Hey I was going to do that!!!!!!!

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Why is Jasper from SU under the bed?!

WAT DA FUCK IS A JASPER?! idk


BRO! why the hell is a Wii U and New 3DS under my bed? is it fo me/! THANKS! *takes*

Because i left it there! HEY, GIVE ME BACK THE 3DS, I JUST GOT THE NEW ANIMAL CROSSING D:

DUDE! Why is there 5 balloons under the bed!? Their not mine...

cause someone had a party and had to hide the balloons fast

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Dude! Why is there a rotten tuna sandiwhc under the bed!?