why would i steal your wife? maybe that guy stole her! *points at someone*

Are you sure you didn't steal my berries?

Why would i steal yo berries.Ive got a giant garden.


Are you SURE you didn't eat my cake and chocolate?

Positive -eats secretly- Are u sure my friend isnt a boy?

Yeah im pretty sure... for some reason.

Are you sure U didn't push that kangaroo into the water?

W-what? No...no...definitley not...

Are you sure you didn't steal my dandelion >:O

I like Tulips not dandelions

Are You Sure You Didn't eat my Cheesecake

why should i??

are you sure you don't have corona??

Well I didn't eat any chinese people or other infected ones so I should be good.

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Are you sure your next answer is no?

yes

are you sure you didn't put a toaster in my bathtub??

i didn't do that.. why would i

are you sure you didn't wake me up for no reason

nope

HA!
No.

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Are you sure you didn't double post?

Surely.

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Are you sure you're insecure?

Surely


Are you sure you didn’t clog the bathroom toilet? There’s water everywhere!

No, I didn't. There was a man spilling spirits, Now the recording cameras are broken

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Are you sure you didn't steal my cookies?

Yes. It's raining outside and I decided to leave them. Now they're clear

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Are you sure you didn't have been in clubs drinking the past week?