Good for you

I'm sorry, but you have no life

ok i'm sorry but i just crapped myself

Go to the time-out corner. Now.

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I'm sorry but I'm not sorry.

You're not sorry because you destroyed someone's car?

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I'm sorry but your favorite person missed you.

Where have I gone?!

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I'm sorry but I have no life.

that's fine

im sorry but im not real

How you posted if you are not real?

Sorry, but I can teleport

okay but please don't teleport near me

sorry but, the cake is a lie
whoops portal reference

MY CAKE

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I'm sorry, but I need pies, and only pies, to live.

mind as well stock up on that pie then

i'm sorry, but the lie is a pie.

i dont like pie anyway

im sorry but ur grounded from playing video games for 200 years

goddarnit.. no more pokemons for me.. ever >:

i'm sorry but earth doesn't exist

oh noooo my life is a lie!!!

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i'm sorry but I asked you something

what was the question again?

i'm sorry, but pluto is actually a planet

wot PLUTO DA DAWG IS A PLANOOT????!?!?!!? im sorry, but you died.

that's fine

i'm sorry, but i'm not in my random phase

I'm in my random phase

I'm sorry but I live on Mars

care to visit earth, then?
..actually, don't.

i'm sorry, but the moon was a myth.

Moon? What is this?

I'm sorry but the sun is mine

okay, stingy.

i'm sorry, but all the water is gone.