Dude! Why is there a _____ under the bed!?

Ew idk

Why is there guano under the bed (you don't want to know what guano means)

I--...I don't know.

Dude! why is there a potato cannon under the bed!? LET'S FIRE IT AT OUR ENEMIES :D

Idk

Why is there a computer playing poptropica under the bed?

because your mom put it there.

why is there an mlg peppa pig under your bed eating dieriotos and mt, dew?

Skipped.

Why is total from Timmy failure under the bed?

"No reason... Heheeheehehehe...."

"Ehm, excuse me, but why is there an Espeon playing Pokemon Showdown under my bed?"