Nothing.

Because real men don't feel pain.

1) Broke my wrist snowboarding

2) My earring was ripped out of my ear when I was younger. I got a free corndog for it though ^-^''

Kitkathylu a dit :

1) Broke my wrist snowboarding

2) My earring was ripped out of my ear when I was younger. I got a free corndog for it though ^-^''

free corndog?!?!man,now my ear feels weird....

1. Broke my wrist slipping on ice
2. Foot being run over by a car
3. A scrape
4. Another scrape
5. A paper cut xD

Kitkathylu a dit :

1) Broke my wrist snowboarding

2) My earring was ripped out of my ear when I was younger. I got a free corndog for it though ^-^''

FREE CORNDOG?!!! SO NOT WORTH IT! in my opinion, of course.

My top injury was the time I tried to fly over a glass table... of course, I can't fly so I fell (don't know what went on w/ my stupid mind when I was younger) and then I cut my throat. 0.0

umm nothing serious accept fighting over the keyboard with my cat. got a scratch about dis long(look ad da line)
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When I was 9 I went fast on my scooter and I tripped over the kerb. Full face.
My mother yelled at me because I did that

1. rode a scooter down a big hill
2. biiiig table fell on my toe
3. falling down the stairs and lading face first on cement
4. crashing into a tree during sledding
5. wearing sneakers in Brazil and getting bitten by a termite
6. getting electricuted by a computer (don't ask how)
7. getting attacked by a big dog

o.o I feel so please that I have never broken any bones..

I suppose another one of my 'top injuries' must be my infected fingernail.. After this, I have a fear of going into hospitals. :C

I cant remember many of them, i won't make a top but i'll tell u my injuries:

1. Was running from my friends(we were playing tag) and I didn't look in front of me, I looked at them while I was running. I crashed into a tree XD

2. Burned my hand while I was trying to control fire like my favorite character(im so stupid sometimes)

3. Was swimming at the beach with my family. I went into the water and was relaxing and suddenly a fish bit my foot :(

4. One of my friends slapped my back so hard that I fell down and knocked down the christmas tree(it was at school).

5. Was at computer playing League of Legends and fell of my chair.

6. A big dog bite my leg D:<

7. Broke my arm in the gym class

8. Was cutting some food and ended up hurting my finger :|

9. One of my teeth was hurting and I got angry and slapped it hardly and it seriously started bleeding(again, im a stupid boy)

10. Was in karate lesson and my partner kicked my nutts(OWWWWWWWWW)

11. Again in karate lesson, I jumped off the stairs and got a small scratch on my nose

12. Somebody pulled my awesome hot hairr D:

13. It was winter. I was skating on ice and fell with my face into a rock.

and finally
14. My EVIL sister threw something sharp at me

1. broke my knee in a playground
2. broke my nose, i think i fell of stairs
3. got hit in the head with a ball multiple times
4. got hit with a sharp rock in the temple
5. a dog bit my arm like, really bad

love failure

I mean few lil wounds and scratches

Thank God

i think my biggest injury ever was when i cut my finger on my mirror accidentally almost 3 years back. cut was kinda big and i lost quite a bit of blood and i remember feeling dizzy af.
any other injuries i had for the most part were just smaller cuts and scrapes.

Dislocated my knee cap and tore the ligaments in June 2016. Most painful event in my life. All i did was lean against the back of a car, get up to do some archery shooting and poof, on the ground.

My biggest injury was when, after being unconscious for several minutes, I ended up in hospital with plenty of 2nd degree burns and a 3rd degree one on my knee a few years ago.
Also that one time when I was throwing snowballs at some classmates and one of them decided to put a fucking ROCK in a snowball and throw it at my face.

1. Crashed my bicycle into parked car, a scar that won't go away
2. Slipped and hit my arm on a tree, long cut
3. Someone dropped their beer bottle on my foot, long cut
4. Stubbed my toe and broke the nail, I have an ingrown toenail right now
5. Can't think of anything else

Skullbacsix a dit :

4. Stubbed my toe and broke the nail, I have an ingrown toenail right now

That just made me cringe so bad wtf dude!? Hope it gets well soon though.

I don't have any big injuries tbh, but there is this one person who is so not aware of who is nearby when playing with a ball that I know eight different people who had gotten hit in the head because of this. And i'm not talking about dodgeball

i hit my head on the edge of the bed and i basically split my head open and there was blood all over my head