cuz i LOVE throwing popcorn at random people

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why did u just accuse me of being a crackhead

Because I don't respect me who drink alcohol and like to get high

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Why did you ask?

cuz its weird for me to see that some people dont like getting high.

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why did u just tell me that u dislike alcohol

Because I'm honest

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Why did you just try to convince me to use alcohol

cuz it would destroy your shyness so u could do or say whatever u wanted without getting shy

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why did u just tell me to stop drinking

Because um.. I'M TOO SHY TO SAY THE NEXT PART

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why did you just tell me to calm down and breathe

cuz its the first time that u are drinking LMAO

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why did u just tell me that its forbidden to use weed? its not in canada tho xd

Because we have something better....

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Why did you just attempt to seduce me in an attempt to escape?

cuz im actutally high so i can seduce anybody just to get what i want

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why did u just bring that table back?

Because your seduction powers will not work on me NOW GET ON THE TABLE

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Why did you just listen to me?!

cuz u yelled at me...

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why did u just yell at me?

Because I want you to be a good girl and listen also you're making me antisocial

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Why did you just shush me

cuz u were saying non-sense things

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why did u just try to help me? i thought u were evil

Yea I would never.

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Why did you just try to seduce a 16 year old? My boyfriend at that. ^^

cuz he was being aggressive with me so i had to do that

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why did u just ask?

''had to.'' Because he's my boyfriend and it's obvious I'd get defensive over it. :)

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Why did you just ask a stupid question?

cuz im high so i literally say whatever comes to my mind

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why did u just respond to my comment

Because I was bored.

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Why did you just get high?

cuz today its not so cold over here (i think its the first time that my city has got a temperature higher than 0°C this year) and im also kinda bored

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why did just tell me that u wont get high?

Because drinking wine is better.

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why did you just bite me?