NO! where will spongebob live?

can i please have a brand new ibanez JEM 7V

Sure, just play The duck song

Can I fall over and die in the next person who answer's arms?

Uhh... ok fine


Can I have an anti-school machine plox?

No, because.. i don't know..

Can i have an Iphone 7

No, get an android

Can I have a death sentence?

Eh. Go kill some people first.

Can i have a pumpkin?

*shivs pumpkin* no.

Can I have that sentence now?

thats a very vague statement...what sentence are you talking about? either way, no >:)

can i have spongebob? ;(

You can have this

Can I have the twin towers

No, because they aren't a thing anymore.


Can I have a chocolate milkshake?

Yes, but you have to make it yourself.

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Can I have a bear?

No cause youre alr drunk


can i hav le puzzi pls (xtra pts for knowing this reference)

no ur fat already boi


Can my crush like me pls

Nop your crush has a secret friend :v


Can i have a chatot please? :c *-*

no, this isn't T.A.B.S.

can senpai notice me?

sure, just confront your senpi

can i have HAMBURGER PLS?

as long as you spell senpai correctly next time.

can i be a clown this halloween?

no, citizen will kill you..

can i have your money please?

Sure, because you asked nicely.

Can I please have a guniea pig?

ye, just not mine

can i have a new printer please