You're too fat to go into the slot.


*inserts golden penny*

Error: Your a DRAGON. NOT a MOUSE. (Kicks you)
Error#2: You died.
*inserts nothing*

Welcome. Please insert a penny to continue.
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*inserts penny*

*machine walks out of store*


*inserts penny*

ERROR. TOO MUCH SPARKLE. TWINKLE. THE PENNY REFLECTS TOO MUCH Light error halp

*inserts piece of writing*

Sorry, but inserting liquid substances in machines cause mechanical explosions; luckily i'm not one of them.
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*inserts penny*

-Candy Corn Machine reveals itself as an autobot- "Your penny is marked as stolen currency" The police immediately arrive while the autobot confiscates all your pennies and they shove you into their squad car...

-inserts penny-

Error: Get out.


*Inserts a skull wearing a panda hat*

Sorry, but results show that you are a necro-abuse.
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*inserts penny*

Error: This has a explos- ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR *Kills everybody and plays song I want to kill everybody in the world*
Error2: You died.

*Inserts thing*

Identity Unknown, try again.
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*inserts penny*

ERROR! I QUIT MY STUPID JOB!

*inserts a shiny new penny*

error 404. it's dead

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*inserts poney*