free blush (i can slap u more once it goes away) (i can also slap ur other cheek to give u other blush)

dude u slapped my bread!

yea its free blush but it hurts alot! cuz i want u to starve cuz u gave lotta scars on my cheeks!

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dude u slapped my hand

it was in my space
dude u slaped my keyboard1

cuz u were typing bad things

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dude u slapped my pants

Because they looked ugly on you

Dude you slapped my avatar

Because its look like a banana


dude you slapped youtube

cuz it was breaking too much times

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dude u slapped very hard my face twice and its hurting too much HOW DARE U ?

yeah it was on purpose cry

dude u slapped my tv screen

cuz u didnt let me watch horror movies so i tried to break ur tv

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dude u slapped my frontal lobe

i meant to slap your forehead from the inside

dude u slapped my lamp

cuz u wanted to eat the lamp

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dude u slapped my brain and now im sick in the head :(

u were alr sick in the head

dude u slapped my closet

cuz ur closet is ugly

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dude u slapped yourself with my hand

oh i thought that was my ahnd

dude u slapped my water bottle

cuz its so ugly

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dude u slapped hard my face in public and now everybody is looking at me cuz it sounded loud!! u will regret slapping me

Because I want to humilate you and leave a slap mark in your face so people will know that you got punished.

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Dude you slapped my mirror

it was already broken, ur ugliness broke the mirror

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dude u slapped my dog

That's because YOU slapped MY dog into the GOSH DARN STRATOSPHERE!!!

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Dude you slapped my cactus plant

cuz i wanted to know how it feels

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dude u slapped the mosquitoes which i was about to microwave

You shouldn't microwave mosquitoes!

dude u slapped my allergy medication