Cakesandpies a dit :

Mouse 2? (Im too lazy to tell why)

A man wakes up in the middle of the night. On his bedstand is a razor, cup of water, and a watch. How can he take the razor without touching the cup or watch? (None of the items are glow in the dark or anything)

i think this guy should wake up his wife that can see in the dark and get his effin moustache-cutter for him o.o and if this guy doesnt have a wife then he should get his nyan-talking-glow in the dark-cat to do it o.o
that didnt make sense but i couldnt figure out how to solve it ok my riddle


It is both light and dark and can turn multiple colours,has been a mystery for thousands of years but now any educated person would know all about has been a cause of riot and ridicule yet shall always be there through the eons stable and reliable,AND SHALL ALWAYS BE a source of questions and answers and will always be there for the humans of stupidity

^ complicted stupid riddle i made up on the spot o.o

I have no idea

What has a headband with a blue circle on it
is a snowy mouse
and is an artist admin

SOMEONE :D

My Riddle: Wut is 1+1 (It isnt 1, 11, or 2)

MAKE LOGICAL RIDDLES.

^ignoring last post^
um. X?
idk..
Whats lowercase L+uppercase Y+uppercase O?

LYO.

A man was trapped in a brick house.He has no tools, except for a breakaway table. How does he get out? [PS: Breakaway means easily breakable in half.]

Cakesandpies a dit :

SOMEONE :D

My Riddle: Wut is 1+1 (It isnt 1, 11, or 2)

Its a window :3

Derpystar a dit :

A man was trapped in a brick house.He has no tools, except for a breakaway table. How does he get out? [PS: Breakaway means easily breakable in half.]

I srsly dont know

My:A man is dead with no blood and hes in bed But the <- Wall is green The -> wall is Yellow the sealing is Blue the wall behind yah is black the floor is red and the of ^ is white What is wrong about this?

THE FLOOR IS RED LIKE BLOOD XDDDDDD um i think?
There are 4 people, a mayor,a maid, the mailman,and a boy sitting in a corner. One of them don't belong in the round house,which one doesn't?

Da boy, there no corners inna circle
Um... obvious one, what gets wetter the more it dries

a towel
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

uh air!??
1: what follows you everywhere?
2:
What runs but cant walk

1: Air...?
2: A REFRIGARATOR

Mine: What is a pirates favorite letter?
(It's not r, either!)

Um. P,S or A? XDDD
whats 3+3? (its not 6,33, or 9 :I)

Derpystar a dit :

LYO.

A man was trapped in a brick house.He has no tools, except for a breakaway table. How does he get out? [PS: Breakaway means easily breakable in half.]

nope. It's stickman XD

Krazyangel a dit :

Um. P,S or A? XDDD

Its C! (Sea!)
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Answer above riddle, next poster.

um.....8? (if you have a two 3's and one is the opposite way round and they face eachother they make an 8)

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?

The man opened his mouth and the bartender shot water into his face.

Decode this message: to-,-ot,h-a-c,-he-s. (My teacher told me this!) (P.S- this is a trick question!)

No the man had hiccups and wanted water to stop them. The bartender heard the hiccups and bought up the gun to scare him out of the hiccups.
Solve the message above me ^^^

oh ok then ty for the answer

Sparkletouch a dit :

The man opened his mouth and the bartender shot water into his face.

Decode this message: to-,-ot,h-a-c,-he-s. (My teacher told me this!) (P.S- this is a trick question!)

um.. i have no clue..
What goes Black white thump black white thump?

Katsatuma a dit :

um.....8? (if you have a two 3's and one is the opposite way round and they face eachother they make an 8)

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?

Yep. its 8

the answer was tooth aches answer for person above me! ^-^