taking massive shits

Xdinochix a dit :

I can not use the bathroom for up to 12 hours.
I have monkey feet.
I can feel everything that happens in my dream.

OMG same
in my dream I walked up to a kindergardener and grabed them then shook them violently
lol and when I touch my hamster I feel like my hands are contaminated so I open stuff with my feet(door,fridge,ETC)

and i can laugh at random moments
me and my bro where playing a game then when i reached a new biome i started laughing(not laughing but like laughing so hard i started crying and i could barely breath)scared the crap out of him

Beastmatt a dit :

I can waste miraculous amounts of my life on the internet without getting up to pee.

I trained myself to be able to do that by holding it while I watch TV. XD
Now I'm able to go just 12 times in one day. xD

I'm usualy best as 2nd in command, better as 2nd than 1st. O,O

I'm able to not drink for hours or days

I licked my elbow once.

i can draw without guidelines.......

























i'm a failure....

I can pogostick while watching tv, talking on my Iphone and listen to music at the same time... o.o

The fact that I can understand people and explain better on the internet than IRL.

I can only stand one VERY spicy thing and I can stand it almost perfectly. (Subway's Chepotlae)