Play fetch with it, throwing the stick outside your house.

Help! The dog bit me! What should I do?!

SOMEBODY GET A SYRINGE!

Help! There's a FLY in my house! What should I do?

FLY= Freaky Laughing Yak

Fallingspear a dit :

SOMEBODY GET A SYRINGE!

Help! There's a FLY in my house! What should I do?

FLY= Freaky Laughing Yak

lol. hit it witha stick.

^ You don't have a Help! thing.

Help! There's a cockroach with superpowers running in the house! What should I do?!

gurl. call the damn pest controll, and tell 'em to hurry up their asses, cuz u gawt big-ass problems wit yo house.

HAILP!!!! THERE IS NOTHING IN MY HOUSE!!! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?!?!?! oh, nevermind. it's just nothing. i'm ok now lol.

HELP THERE'S A STORY IN MY HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?/ BESIDES READ IT??

rip it into shreds

HELP THERES A PINK PANTHER IN MY HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO
(dadantdadantdadantdadantdadantdadantdadaant)

Make a dragon chase it.
HELP! Theres a squidward in my house. What should i do?

Annoy him with spongebob squarepants.


HELP! There's Ty's foot Running In the house! What should I DO?!

Clip the toenails.

HELP! There's racoons running in the house! What should I DO?

Grap each of their tails, turn a blender on, shove em in the blender untill their legs are gone, they beg for mercy but then throw them downstairs, get them, chop their arms off and drop kick them outside.

Help! Theres a house in my house! What should I DO!?

Put the house in the houe in a TARDIS.

HELP! THERE'S SQUIDS RUNNING IN MY HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
Edit(from Sky): Blaze, DONT DO THIS TO ME! >:C

Put them all in a cannon and use it as a weapon.

Help! There's a drunk Rainbow Dash running in my house! What should I do?!

Go into the bedroom and "do your thing" (If you know wat I mean. ¬3¬)

HELP! THERES BAGS OF POPCORN RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DEW?!

go omnomnomnomnomnomnom then get some soda

HELP THERES A TURRET RUNNING IN THE HOUSE WHAT SHOULD I DO?????

I DUNNO!! :D
HELP! THERE'S ADORABLE ONCIE RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! WHAT SHOULD I DO?!

TAMITANDKEEPITASAPET :D


HELP! THERESAHATCHETRUNNINGINTHEMHOUSE,WHATSHOULD IDO?

Grab it.

HELP! THERES A STREET LAMP RUNNING IN MY HOUSE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

TURN IT OFF AND SM- I'LL DO IT MYSELF. *le runs in2 ur house and smashes it with mai hatchet then walks off* ...


HELP! THERE'S A ANNOYING ORANGE RUNNING IN MY HOUSE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

(God dangit why do i see u everywhere?)

Kill him with a chainsaw!!

HELP THERES A WEEGEE RUNNING IN MY HOUSE, WHAT SHOULD I DO?