on my birthday i got a scar on my knee
and on another birthday i fractured my wrist and got a cast >:o i fell down the school cement ramp thing and the girl who tripped me didn't really care
lol. the nurse told me to put ice on it and i'd be fine but i had to tell my parents about it

1. Twisted/Sprained my ankle learning a new move in my tumbling class

2. Got hit on the forehead with a softball

3. Jumped down a set of stairs, I slipped and landed on my poor booty xd

4. Broke a nail after whacking it against a wall.

5. Ran into a tree when I was younger and got a scar, it's still on the left side of my face

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1. Ran into a door and lost my front teeth

2. Closed finger in window, whole fingernail came off. Image that.

3. My mom accidently dropped a bed of my toe, bending back my toenail.
Story; we were helping a family friend move her deceased son's bed out of the house. Me and my mom picked up the bed to move it and when my mom started walking, she ran into the wall and dropped the bed right on my toe. Ouch.

3. Broke my leg somehow when I was five?? I just remember scooting down the stairs in the morning complaining to my mom, then I had a cast on and was sleeping on the couch.

4. I was riding my bike and popped the front tire. Fell onto the concrete and hit my head really hard.

5. A dog bit into my thigh. Left a scar that I still have. IT LOOKS LIKE A BEAR :D Story; I went to my neighbors house, their dog just had puppies. I pet one of the newborns and the mama attacked me. We had to go to the hospital.

*EXTRA, BECAUSE WHY NOT?*
I was playing with my 'boyfriend' (those fake ones you have in middle school for two weeks) and he tried to pick me up and set me on his sister's bike... His sister was like twenty, so the bike was big. He let go when he thought I was sitting on the bike, but I only had my foot on the pedal. My foot got caught somewhere on the bike, and he went down. I twisted my ankle, and when his mom came running outside we were in the most awkward position ever. My face was directly in his crotch. I still look back and laugh sometimes xD

Split my knee open on a fireplace utensil
I still have the inch-long scar

i cut open a vein in my finger trying to open up an old computer
that was a few years ago and the blood is still in the carpet
people ask about it often

the worst ive done so far is sprain my ankle while falling downstairs

1. almost broke my arm in 3rd grade, idiotically decided to use the swings with no hands while standing and landed flat on wood chips
2. my nail fell off, my sister's birthday party in 4th grade was that day and i accidentally slammed the car door on my index finger nail, it hurt and i cried for the whole time. it turned purple, then black, and then it fell off and grew back
3. accidentally cut myself shaving my legs, i never shaved after that
4. whacked in the head with a door before i went to shower
5. idk, probably will think of one later

Ooh, I love sharing.

1~
When I was 5, my mom had dropped me and my sister off at her friends house (my mom's, not sister's ). Long story short, there were these dogs to happen to be outside while I was outside and they attacked my head. I got stitches and this one scar.

2~
In second grade, me and my sisters were waiting for the bus, and there was a car we used as slugbugs, and so, I tried punching my sister for it and i kept running around and eventually fell and scraped my knee bad. I got a scar from it too. I had a rock in my knee!

3~
In third grade, I was walking on these bars in lunch, balancing on it, and i was wearing boots. You see those videos of guys getting there crotches hit by a pole or something? Like say, a guy was falling down and there was a horizontal pole under them and they fell on it with their crotch, that's what I did, I slipped on the bar, and since I'm a girl, I was bleeding. (No, it wasn't a period, but my mom thought it was..). It stung to pee for quite a bit.

4~
In fifth grade, I fell asleep next to the pellet stove, and i was in a rotating chair. I felt uncomfortable and tried moving the chair and I used the screen from the stove with my foot. It was 3 in the morning, and I tried everything I can to cool my foot down, I was trying for an hour! Eventually, my mom woke up and saw me and i was starting to cry and i felt worse because she told me if i ever got up at night cause I got hurt, that I had permission to wake her up. I had a huge blister on my foot and i had to use crutches for school.

5~
Me and my nephew, were on top of this slide thing and we were both gonna jump onto a trampoline. We did and I jumped back to the springs and my head caught a spring. This was when I was about 7.

I can't think of anymore

Edit..
Another time in third grade, I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil and now I have a blue mark on my palm. Same in fifth grade. Same hand.

I was so lucky to not hit my eye or something, because I seriously split my head open right by my eye... It was seriously dangerously close to my eye. I could only imagine what would've happened if I was hit just a couple centimeters to the left. (this was the first time I split my head open)

Actually, I've split my head open twice; both times I was taken to the ER in the hospital.


In first grade during recess, I was running and ran straight into a metal pole and knocked out my two front teeth.

I walked too close to a table in school once and hit my hip hard; I could barely walk for the next two days.

I bit my tongue. Worst experience ever.

Concussion and Many black eyes xD

Currently pulled a nerve in my finger and whatever I touch stings. If that counts.

Today my grandma slammed her car door against my finger, she did it with such force my fingernail completely came off.
It didn't hurt very much at the moment, but afterwards it was a stinging heLL

Update: at the end of 2nd grade, all the teachers, parents and my classmates had a picnic. we were on a field and since it was summer and hot as hell, me and a few other kids took their shoes off and ran around barefoot in the grass. Unfortunately for me, a bit further, people were grilling sausages or god knows what. i wasn't paying attention and i fell over the grill, getting both of my feet burned.
i still have the scars to prove it

I fell into one of those holes in the floor when my house was still under construction when I was 5-6. You know what happened afterward

I recall accidentally having really hot water splashed on up upper-left forehead when I was eight or something.

It wasn't too horrific, but it sure did hurt for a while.

I was apparently too stubborn to move out of the way when my dad was making noodles.

Literally almost die from an accident when I was 4..

I get paper cuts alot.
Also I sprained my ankle.

when i was 14 i slit my throat with my edginess