i can accurately replicate a woman's moaning noises made during [redacted]ual intercourse

I sometimes unfocus my eyes and just stare at something...

If I'm looking somewhere a time, I can't move from there .-.

usually when I walk, the urge to pee is no longer felt

My elbows are double jointed so i can twist them and do cool things with them :3

I stare at my computer. o_O

Poopiepoopie a dit :

I am a banana.

Me too. D:

Im a girl, and I hate pink. In school i have color pencils, and the pink one is just like the highest lmao

I like parrots, I hate everyone in class and prefer to be a lone ranger.

I like mermaids even if they will rip my lungs out of my body.

i have a raccoon sword

i am a girl but i act like a boy

Umm... I can climb a tree as fast as a monkey and as careful as a warrior.
I can kick a football ball like so high that it goes in the clouds XDD
If I put something around my eyes and dont see anything, I can feel with my feet all the stuff around me. This is the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me, and I can do it since I was 6.
It's like I see with my feet, and I'm not joking.
I cant really explain what happens

O-O when i go to sleep i think of me jumping off a rainbow and dying O_O

I'm a girl but i do boys stuff. Even peed while staning ._.

When I sleep, I transform into a new person and enter a world full of fluff and pink. Then I ruin the world by killing people and destroy the world.

im named after a city .-. im not interesting

Lolokizka a dit :

I'm a girl but i do boys stuff. Even peed while staning ._.

i pee standing up too sometimes

1. I'm obsessed with the username "freshcookies", that almost every account I own of whatever website/virtual world game has that username (the reason why tfm user is "yumpotpies" because it was taken. I literally went crazy seeing that "freshcookies", "bakedcookies", and "friedcookies" were taken, so I decided to center my username around chicken pot pies instead of cookies)

2. In school, I'm all quiet, serious, and sensible, yet near my family or on the internet I'm all loud, chatty, and random. XD

3. I actually have a love/hate relationship with chicken pot pies. Last time I ate a pot pie, I burned my tongue. :/

4. I had strange dreams ranging from different ways to suicide (randomly falling down a cliff, jumping down an endless fleet of stairs, being ran over by a random white SUV that popped out of nowhere) to seeing my teachers suddenly in jail.

5. I'm a pro procrastinator, yet I'm a straight A student

i LOVE the sonic series and i HATE 1 character out of the entire series almost as much as it hate justin beiber. O-O