NOPE, cuz the beavers ate it before u was finished :3

I build a new world xD

Nope

It gets sucked into a black hole.

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I build air . . .

Nope, someone breathes that air in and the person explodes and then the universe repeats the Big Bang.
yup.

I slap myself.

Nope, because i used an anti spirit and pulled ur hand away.

I eat icecream

Nope.
You accidentally eat lavacream instead.

I fus ro dah the Empire State building.
(whatever it is)

nope, the Empire State Building comes down as you go in

i trap myself in a fully-secure diamond box.

Nope, some little kid addicted to Minecraft tries to mine that box and somehow it works

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I invent a new language

Nope! Your language is just a mix of multiple already existing languages!

I eat a bag of chips.

NOPE!!!

It was lays! There was not even a crumb! IT WAS ALL AIR!!!!

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I played a game of chess

Nope! Your book flied magically away!

I build a planet!

Nope! A giant meteor strikes it with a impact sending it to another universe!

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I create a potion for immortality!

Nope! Because every mobian was died!

I buy a Xbox One X!

Nope! someone stole it!

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I KILLED SOMEONE

NOPE! THAT PERSON PRETENDED TO BE DEAD, AND GOT AWAY FROM YOU!

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I play with a ball.

nope! it's my ball now. i own it.

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i made transformice 2!

Nope! You got sued by Atelier801 for creating it without permission! (is that how it works.....?)

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I give my classmate some food.

nope, he/she stealed the food from you

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i died

nope! you were resurrected and granted immortality!

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i build a pillow fort

nope! i jumped and squished it.

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i fed a chicken, chicken.

Nope! You stuffed the chicken first, before eating it.

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I spam in Discord.