I think that meme is dead, so it was NOT me

WHO STOLE MY SYMMETRY

sorry needed to borrow it in math

who stole my spotify playlist?

i wanted to check it out

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who stole my sheet of paper

I did, I'm sorry.

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Who stole my popcorn?!

Why me? It wasn't me

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Who stole my heart?

I think it was the bad internet connection

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Who stole my blueprint?
I was projecting my house

I borrowed it to write up my CV

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Who stole my baby?

Oh, I did not know that it was yours

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who stole my soul

Me, cuz I have no soul


Who stole my plane ticket to llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

The dislexic receptionist who didn't understand it right. He called the therapist once

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Who stole the bed while I was sleeping at?

Not me

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Who stole my boots?

me

who stole my bird??

me, i sold it for 50 dollars

who stole my earring?

I did. I had it reset, you're welcome!

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Who stole my plan for world domination?