I tackle you and grab the cheese, I throw it to my minion Cyclopes >:3

I run and cath it before Cyclopes gets it >:-D

I took a gun and shoot you and took the cheese, then I put it 10000000miles underground >:D

Captain Viridian teleports into 10000000miles underground and gets the cheese then teleports back and stores in his spaceship

CAPTAIN VIRIDIAN'S CHEESE!

I take it out of the ship while you were looking for more cheese and melted it into a bowl.
My MELTED cheese c:

*asks Brownielol for a bowl* -Brownielol gives a bowl- I put the bowl with the melted cheese inside the Vending Machine, *gets a normal cheese* MY CHEESE!

I break the Vending Machine, then, I tell 'there's a spider on your back!' and it distracts him. After that, I grab the cheese and run off!

catches theif and gives it to its rightfuk owner which is the creator of the game hire immortal guards that are UNSTOPABLE no matter what you cant ignore this MUHAHHAHAHAHHA

BAZOOKA AND SMOKES GUARDS AFTER 100000000 YEARS SO DAY DIE OF OLD AGE
GETS CHEESE USES SHAM POWERS TO MAKE IT INVISABLE AND UNTOUCHABLE AND ONLY I CAN CHANGE IT VISABLE AND TOUCHABLE (BEFOR I TURNED IT INVISI PUT IN CHEST) LOCKS CHEST

uses invisable see-er glasses to find chess kills sham mouse and opens chest puts in belly to digest and acid took over to melt it and now its gone HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
make an official one and puts in gods hands

I payed winged monkeys to steal it from gods hands, take it and I cover the cheese with lava-proof diamonds and it sinks to the bottom into my secret lair and teleport with an enderman away into the nether, and I stay inside of ghast and hide in a fire chamber then find a portal to The End and crawl into the Enderdragon and hide inside of it laying on the heart with the cheese captive into a chest, have it in glass around sharks and alligators keeping it safe from all harm done, and any theives. But decide to take back the cheese and eat it, then swallow some water and digest it, and it dissapears FOREVER

takes the official cheese by using god matter magic and destroy it (to not ruin the fun i make another one!) and put it into a breakable case its the official one guys not the real one XP so good luck what to do with it HAHAHHAHAHAH

Opens the case with mary-sue powers, puts it next to a creeper, GLaDOS, Wheatley,Gatling pea. and then hires slenderman to guard it.
Good luck, i have slender. How badass is that

I get all my poke friends and hire slender dan then slender man plays with slender
dan then i take he cheese then i eat it (slender dan is slender mans son)

then i get milk and make 2 more cheese then hide the cheese in a breif case then throw case in lava
then hire slender man and slender dan and 100 ender mans and wither and
ender dragon and 1000 ninjas and then i eat 1 cheese cuz im in the case lolololol
and case is lava proff

I tell so many face jokes to slender-man/dan to that point where they just start to walk away in shame. Then, using Maxwell's notebook, I create myself an invincible Frost-Breathing ultra-sonic Cthulu to chase the mobs down and freeze any mobs that are not being scared away. Then, I create a Fire-proof sub and grab the suitcase safely into its storage. I open the case, freese Mouseofwoot with Cthulu, and steal all the cheese. Then I encase it in a invincible plastic film and send it off to space inside a wormhole.(I also eat the left over cheese that Mouseofwoot forgot to eat.)

HAAAX *obtained cheese, any damage dealth to DR.H4X will harm you, must be 1 hit k.o*

I use UBERH4X powers to make a shield around DR.H4X to protect his butts from 1 hit k.o's

Lets Admin delete H4X then i throw my nyan storm and you and DR.H4X die

so i steal the cheese and eat it

I take my sword and slice it through you, then I take the half digested cheese from your stomach, then throwing it on the moon.

I hire 22222 astronauts that go on the moon to take the half-digested cheese and put it a de-toxicating chamber.

I throw you in the chamber and you accidently hit the cheese straight into my hand, then i go and give it to a robber.