cuz i wanna see what happens if u dont take it

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dude u slapped my mirror

cant stand ur face

dude u slapped my cat

oh i meant to pet ur cat

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dude u slapped my bikini, u pervert!

it wasnt even on u calm down

dude u slapped the tower i was building

it was lol, i took some pics wearing bikini earlier

lmao i used to do it with my little cousin when he played lego btw it was just to make u very mad

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dude u slapped my mom

ur mom was mean to me

dude u slapped my hairspray can

oh i was tryna steal it

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dude u slapped my forehead so hard that it damaged my brain :(

good

dude u slapped my phone out of my hand

I want it

dude you slapped your own Face

cuz my cheeks are chubby so sometimes i patly slap my own face

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dude u slapped all my teeth

because they has cavaties

dude you slapped my pc of 100000dollars

cuz i was jelly

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dude u slapped the dude's face who slapped me in the face

Because your my friend


dude you slapped my ink bottle which was opened

cuz ink bottles smell bad

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dude u slapped my knee

I just wanted to touch your knee

Dude you slapped my phone

cuz i got mad at u cuz u touched my knee for literally no reason u pervert lmao

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dude u slapped yourself

i meant to slap ur sneakers but i was too lazy to squat so i kicked ur sneakers with my boots lol

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dude u slapped my thigh

there was a fly on your thigh lol

dude you slapped my belly

cool, now theres a dead fly on my thigh lol

cuz u asked me to

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dude u slapped my parents