You can't fly because you're Pit (kid icarus reference)

I gather the dragon balls to teleport again

They fail and you faceplant onto the ground.

I summon my pet tigers and they carry me across like a queen.

I just killed your tigers ...

I call the aliens to teleport me usingUFO

The UFO crashed

I walk across the bridge

The bridge breaks from under your feet and you fall.

I swoop in on my pet eagle and fly across like a boss.

Then a hunter shoots the eagle down.


I upgraded the bridge into a steel bridge and walked by with a fresh pair of rocket boots.

Then a wizard makes the bridge fall

I have my cannon to pass.

The cannon malfunctions
I would use a giant slingshot

you hit a tree knocking your self into a dark pit.

I'd use my teleportation powers.

you teleportation powers in the middle of the gap

i ride a pidgey to the other side