Red I guess :P

Giant spiders invade your home (ARAGOG!! ;~;) What do you do?

Red: Kill them.
White: Die.
Blue: Run and let everyone else die.

Blue.

You are about to be slapped.

Red:Beat the crap out of that guy in one nanosecond.

White:Kick him in the balls.

Blue:Throw a pie in his face.

Blue :D (then run away)

You are about to be brutally murdered in half an hour. what do you do?

Red: Call the cops
White: since you know you're about to be murdered, use that as an advantage to kill them
Blue: Panic

White -pulls out sledgehammer-

You need to eat some candy before you DIE!

Red- Ask Discord for a cotton candy cloud
White- Lay down and die
Blue- Rob the candy store of EVERYTHING! (even the cashier)

Red

Your best friends are (tell the TRUTH!)
Red- Mean and bossy
White- Nice and awesome
Blue- Popular and fashonable

White.

Your mom is going to be killed.
Red:Kick the murderer in the balls , causing mass pain to the murderer and then cut him in half

White:Let your mom die.

Blue:Make something along the lines of the Home Alone movie.

Blue

The creeper is going to explode

Red: Run away
White: Kill it
Blue: Wait for it to blow up

Red, cuz I usually escape, or if not, I get less injured.

You find an abandoned candy store beign robbed.

Red: Join in robbing it and eat lotsa candy! :D
White: Call the cops!
Blue: Ignore and walk away.

Blue. I don't really like candy. Unless chocolate is a candy. I would do red if it was chocolate.

You are walking around happily in the town square when suddenly a storm comes and it starts pouring. What do you do?

Red: F*ck this. I love rain.
White: Run into the drug store.
Blue: Run into an adult store.

Red if there was a heatwave; otherwise white


You was about to go to school when you suddenly remembered you forgot to do your homework! Wut wiil u do?


Red: "Nah, I'll just copy off my friend's homework
Blue: "Wut homework?" -sunddenly eats homework-
White: "I'll just tell da teacher da truth"

White.I can't do red because my classmates are utter bitches.And blue doesn't make sense xD.

Someone is eating your cake!

Red-Murder that little bish.

Blue-Slap it.

White-Be mature and ask him to stop.

White

You see a degu on the street

You
Red: do nothing
White: catch it and sell it
Blue: catch it and pet it

Id kick it to space,lel.But.
Red.

You have to guess the country i live in or you get slapped o.o

Red-Estonia
White-Latvia
Blue-Russia

V now i cant slap chu :c

Red
You see a carrot in the middle of a street.
Red - You kick it
White -You eat it
Blue - You just walk away

Blue

you barf all over your mom's new rug

Red- u apologise
Blue- u run upstairs
White- u apologise then run upstairs

Red

You get a job for radios

Red- right when you get ther you quit
Blue: Do bad things til you get fired bc u don't like the job
White: Do the job right and get promotions

White

You only have one email to confirm

Red - Tumblr
Blue - Facebook
White - Youtube

omg
hella
red

you watch howtobasic then smash the egg

RED- clean it up
BLUE- eat my pie
WHITE- scoop it and put it in the next meal


v i thought you would go blue ;n; i want you to take my pie

White. Never waste food ;3

You have a choice of listening to 3 crap singers:

Red: Justin Bieber.
White: Justin Bieber.
Blue: Justin Bieber.

Blue.

You need to take a crap but youre in a middle of a game.

Red - Hold it in like a baws till the game finishes

White - Crap in your pants

Blue - Go to le toilet.