nope! you got kicked.

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i typed this sentence.

Nope, your friend did.

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I go to a bakery.

Nope, you went to the butcher's shop.

I die.

Nope, you were asleep, and died in a dream.

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I make a Mary Sue.

nope, a girl named mary ended up suing you instead.

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i smile.

Nope. You think you smiled, but you frowned.

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I cry.