Yes. You can have a molecule of dirt
Can i revive harambe?

No. Harambe is a stale meme now.

Can I have a cookie?

Not until harambe is revived.
Can i have a mouse called kirby?

k


Can I have this?

no
can i has a pet smurf with 100m cookies

No
Can I has a YEET?

no

can i have friends

yup

Can i has dis pokecard:

If I can find it XD

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can I have fraises? lmao

Sorry I'm p00r

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Can I have world domination?

It's okay lmao and no you cannot have world domination unless you make it a better place :p

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Can I have a rabbit?

Sure :3

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Can I have some California rolls?

yes XD

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Can I have a cloud?

Yup.

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Can I have a potato?

Of course.

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Can I know if I'm annoying you? XD

Nah, you're not annoying :P
I enjoy talking to you (*≧∀≦*)

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Can I have some moneyz

Aw thanks XDD im such a cheese X##

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I would give to you but I have none lmao

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Can I have a person?

Sure. Also I literally typed in "person" on google and this was the first image

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Can I have infinite wifi?

XDD okay I don't want that orange thing

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yes you may have infinite wifi

lmao maybe you would prefer this