me, and im using it.

who stole my bacon

me cuz i love it

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who stole my shirt

I did, I liked the style but it looks better on you.

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Who stole my lamb sauce recipe?

Not me. definitely not me. mhm yes, not me. totally not the best lamb sauce recipe.
*runs*

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Who stole my giraffe?? D:<

me cuz i wanna pet it

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who stole my iphone?

I didn't I despise them

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Who stole my laptop?

not me, i dislike laptops

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who stole my clothes

Damn you got me. They were too nice to keep 'em on.

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Who stole my soul?

Cmon I didn’t even have to steal it, you sold it yourself for less than 1$

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Who stole my hair?

Why would I steal a musty, crusty wig like yours? /j

Seriously tho; didn't steal it!

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WHO STOLE MY FATHER'S DOG!?

not me, i already have a dog and its enough for me

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who stole my bodysuit

lol not me


Who stole my table I received from Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhbwem Ossas?

My shadow

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Who stole my gucci bag?

me cuz i love gucci

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who stole my mind?

My other side..damn it! I'll get it back brb

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Who stole my bigmac?

not me, i would have stolen it if it was a quarter

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who stole my tfm acc?

I didn't steal it, you gave it to me yourself

Who stole my sims?

I drowned 'em all in a ladderless pool lol

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Who stole the ENTIRE resturant, including the building!?

seriously, dude! the ENTIRE RESTURANT BUILDING!?!?!?!

i just wanted to steal the cash but i ended up stealing too much...

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who stole my sneakers?

sorry i just wanted to calm down

who stole my plushies?